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donsu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 12:18 PM
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Chertoff Jokes About Regulating Weather


http://www.guardian.co.uk/uslatest/story/0,,-5615883,00.html


Looking for a strategy to prevent disasters like Hurricane Katrina? Try regulating the weather, Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff joked Monday.

Speaking at a gathering of state emergency management directors, Chertoff noted the weekend snowstorm that hit the area, joking that it had been especially arranged ``to give a little additional urgency to these proceedings.''

``It seems the problem we have in this country is, we either have too much moisture or too little moisture, depending on whether you're on the coast or in the interior,'' Chertoff said. ``If we could average it out, we could prevent some of the disasters we've been faced with.''

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what does Chertoff know about chem trails that we don't?

and/or is he just a nitwit.
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SteppingRazor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 12:22 PM
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1. I think it's obvious what's happening...
Chertoff, and by extension, the Bush administration, have cut a deal with aliens, who provide weather-changing technology in exchange for slave labor. This Freudian slip by Chertoff PROVES what I'm saying!

:tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat:
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donsu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 01:02 PM
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2. so you are another joker
nt
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SteppingRazor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 01:08 PM
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3. Yeah, me and Chertoff finally have something in common
Edited on Tue Feb-14-06 01:08 PM by SteppingRazor
:evilgrin:
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FlaNoKerry Donating Member (24 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:09 PM
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4. Check out HAARPS
and you can see how they can regulate the weather...only not to our advantage. Carter signed this technology into the Nuke bill...only if it were never used as a weapon on another country. He forgot to put the part in there about OUR country!

:rofl:
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rman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:41 PM
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5. Evidence of HAARP being capable to affect the weather
is very thin.
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Roland99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:42 PM
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6. They're trading in weather futures like commodities now.
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