Armchair heroics surrounded by empty soda/beer cans and potato chip bags, I'm sure.
I hope someone there handed him and all his friends enlistment papers. If you want that shit so bad, go over there and get some, YOURSELF. Maybe some other GI stuck over there on a third or fourth short turnaround or duty extension can finally be freed from that captivity and COME HOME!!!
I found this on the internet(s) somewhere - apologies for forgetting the source - and haul it out every so often. Also have about 100 of these in the trunk of my car and I leave them on the front windows of parked cars that have a lot of obnoxious pro-bush, pro-war bumper stickers on them:
Dear friend and fellow American:
I know how much you support President Bush and the war effort in Iraq. But I noticed that you haven’t signed up to fight yet. It might be because you are too busy, or maybe you just didn’t know how easy it is to join! I know you probably feel guilty about sending other young men and women off to die in your place, so I am sure you’ll take this opportunity to do the right thing:
Sign up for a tour or two in Iraq today!
You will enable some poor soldier who’s stuck there, exhausted, scared, isolated, frustrated, thirsty, poorly supplied, insufficiently armored, under constant threat, lied to about why he’s there and when he’s going to be released, and yearning to come home – to do just that: come home!
What could possibly be more patriotic?
What better way could there be to prove your devotion to President Bush?
“…And I’d gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today.
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land. God bless the U.S.A.”
Below are the links you can use to sign up to join any branch of the armed forces!
http://www.airforce.com/contact/locator_fr.htmhttp://www.navy.comhttp://www.marines.com/request/contact_recruiter_request.asphttp://www.goarmy.com/contact/find_a_recruiter.jsphttp://www.gocoastguard.com/offices/recindex.htmhttp://www.dior.whs.mil/forms/DD0004.pdfLine Up!
Sign up!
Today!