Official State of the Union Thread #1

[Skinner]

From CNN:

Bush will outline global vision

[Inland]

1. Thanks for the warning. Time for "Supernatural" on WGN. nt

[CornFused]

Did you see Rammy's

fake smile! Why is he so happy...and what's up with token arabian! * will milk that thing...

[bpilgrim]

2. FUCK BUSH

peace

[bpilgrim]

115. USA RULES/LEADS the WORLD, baby!

peace

[bpilgrim]

HAMAS + IRAQ is now an ISLAMIC state

go back 2 sleep america

peace

[Old Vet]

3. Thanks skinner

[Mz Pip]

4. Bush will outline global vision

is that like, "I see dead people"?

Mz Pip
:dem:

[NYC]

No, it is more like

"I create dead people."

[Kurovski]

16. Or not seeing the forest for the trees?

[orleans]

5. yeah, thanks skinner

think they'll show cindy being dragged away in cuffs?

[rusty charly]

7. who saw

hillary and trent lott skipping down the red carpet together?

[orleans]

11. I DID! thought i'd puke! what the hell are they all so chummy for?

[The Backlash Cometh]

Maybe it's because she likes to sit on the verandah from time to time?

[Mz Pip]

Prom King and Queen

They don't necessarily have to like each other. :shrug:

Mz Pip
:dem:

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

8. Gonna thrown on some Bob Dylan. Thanks.

Snip from "Tombstone Blues"


Well, John the Baptist after torturing a thief
Looks up at his hero the Commander-in-Chief
Saying, "Tell me great hero, but please make it brief
Is there a hole for me to get sick in?"

The Commander-in-Chief answers him while chasing a fly
Saying, "Death to all those who would whimper and cry"
And dropping a bar bell he points to the sky
Saving, "The sun's not yellow it's chicken"

Copyright © 1965

[Helga Scow Stern]

41. Just heard that Cindy decided she can't stomach being in the room.

Heard on the LA (CA) Pacifica Radio show.

[cal04]

6. thank you skinner and everyone who posts

thanks

[Cobalt Violet]

9. Time to fetch me a puke bag.

:puke:

[LearnedHand]

10. Who the hell is the token Islamic woman beside Pickles?

[rusty charly]

14. Abdellah

al Bluefinger?

[LearnedHand]

25. ROTFL!

:rofl:

[bettyellen]

52. and she has a black man on the other side. Go Laura!

:puke:

[Catchawave]

12. Cspan coverage is best.....

no blah-blah-blah for the purists ... let's roll :hi:

[LearnedHand]

13. GAG! Including Scalito

:puke:

[TomInTib]

15. Send in the Clowns

[alarcojon]

17. Keep me updated, all

I don't have the stomach to watch the Smirk tonight.

[orleans]

18. some supreme court didn't come, they don't want to be used

as props? (says matthews) well, too late for that supreme court

[babylonsister]

40. Interesting. I wonder who's not showing up, and their real reason? nt

[bettyellen]

68. MSNBC said they are not allowed to appluad? and feels used, put on

display. breyer and the big assholes are there: alito roberts and thomas .the stooges.

[LearnedHand]

19. Sick of it already!

[fed-up]

20. technical difficulties on my radio station (ABC affiliate) since 6:00

I am hearing uncensored backround talk, but nothing interesting. Sounds like a mic was left on somewhere...

[PatrioticLeftie]

21. "The cow says...'moo'"

"Heh heh, I knew that"

[hippiechick]

22. 'Frontier Psychiatrist' just came on the radio ... WOXY.com

:rofl: How friggin' appropriate !!! :rofl:

"That boy needs therapy, pyschosomatic,
That boy needs therapy, purely pyschosomatic,
That boy needs therapy,
Lying down on the couch, what does that mean?
You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? That boy needs therapy,
I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy,
Ranagazoo, let's have a tune,
Now when I count three,
That... that... that.. boy.. boy needs therapy,
He was white as a sheet, and he also made false teeth..."

[IndianaGreen]

23. Global vision? Hitler had a global vision!

Tweety said on the Keith Olbermann Show that Bush is going to give a hard hitting speech daring the Democrats to disagree with him on Iraq, war on terra, etc.

[charlyvi]

27. Tweety needs intensive therapy....

For a long, long, long time.

[xiamiam]

33. i cannot cannott cannot cannot stand him...such an asskissing asswipe

[Mz Pip]

45. Yeah, Hitler

saw dead people, too.

Between Iraq and Katrina, what else could Bush be seeing?

Mz Pip
:dem:

[Mz Pip]

55. He's late.

Kinda fits. He is "late" in more ways than one.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[The Backlash Cometh]

46. But, but, I heard he's going to cut back on his agenda?

[orleans]

24. OMG! BUSH TRIPPED!!!

(just kidding. i just keep waiting for that to happen though)

[Old Vet]

26. Looked like a couple empty dem seats

[debbierlus]

28. THE PAPER HE IS STARING AT IS BLANK

Just like his empty mind.

[jseankil]

42. cindy sheehan was arrested for trying to get a banner in. / nm

/nm

[AlienGirl]

I heard it was a T-shirt with the number of war dead on it.

[CatholicEdHead]

29. CNN said he will come in to "thunderous applause"

[Todd B]

47. CNN is literally gushing over Alito..

.. I'm not sure who the talking heads are, but they are positively GUSHING over him. I had to turn it off. At least Majority Report is back so I don't have to listen to our so called journalists fawn over these criminals.

[benfranklin1776]

59. Ah yes doing their PR whore work for the maladministration as usual

They are pathetically transparent pieces of refuse. :puke:

[orleans]

30. matthews says Nancy Reagan is wearing a wonderful "costume"

i can just see it now. something very 1940's hollywood--black fishnets, pink feather boa, spike heels, long dangeling earrings.

yuck!

[HeeBGBz]

31. Look at all the evil fuckers

:scared:

[jseankil]

32. Hope Hillary gets a disgusted look on T.V.

One that reads "Who's buying this shit?"

[Old Vet]

37. Yeah,The Mrs Alito look

[Elidor]

34. Global vision?!? He can't see past the end of his own dick

What a comic farce. What am I doing here, and where are we going in this basket?

[Just Me]

35. I'm going to go back to Plan I: go to bed.

I'll read everyone's reactions in the morning.

Take care of yourselves! Don't let this shit infect your health.

:hi: Good night. :hug:

[CountAllVotes]

58. yeah me too

I've had it - tired, stressed out, not feeling AT ALL WELL - time to go to bed (I'll get up in time for Malloy and Bernie Ward though!) :D

:kick:

[LearnedHand]

36. "Hail to the asshole..."

(to the tune of "Hail to the Thief..." uh, I mean "Chief"). Guess they're trying to slap him awake? "Um, Mr. President, it's time to talk to the nation, now."

[clspector]

38. Smacking forehead

Of course they had the SC vote today, so the scum could trot Alito out during TSOTU.

I may vomit before this thing is through.

[lala_rawraw]

39. Holy cow, Chertoff snubbed guess what Justice?

[Helga Scow Stern]

57. Which?

[lala_rawraw]

85. Justice Bryer...

Chertoff (of the Devil)b lined to Alito and Bryer put out his hand and said hello and Chertoff snubbed him, Bryer turned red and shrugged his shoulders.

[democrank]

43. Skinner......

Wonder if Abramoff has a bug in that plant?

[gumby]

44. The Ruling Class on Parade.

I'm beginning to really dislike these class warriors.

[DemonGoddess]

48. It's

VOMITING time :puke:

[tallahasseedem]

49. Look!!!! Pickles with a black man AND a muslim...

Republicans, the party of diversity! Yeah right.

[The Backlash Cometh]

83. Is she wearing them around her neck like a feather boa?

[mzmolly]

50. His global vision?

Here is a preview - :nuke:

[orleans]

51. poltergiest caroline voice: he's here......

[Hotler]

53. You think with all the money Condi makes she'd

get those two front teeth fixed.

[lancdem]

62. LOL

[Dinger]

128. That's A Sex Aid For Her & * . . .

He fits right between, if you know what I mean. ( Probably a needle dick)

[pacalo]

54. The banners on both sides of the American flag...

look like penises. Really.

[LearnedHand]

56. Bet he's not even bringin' the K-Y, either

I'm gonna fuck you, without the lube, and you're gonna squeal for more.

[fed-up]

60. If I hear any more applause I will puke-2 minutes and counting-total 4 min

I wonder how much they were paid to fulfill CNN's statement that he would be welcomed by thunderous applause.

OR maybe they were told to be loud to drown out the boos...

[onecent]

61. WHY WHY DO THEY LOVE THIS GUY????????????????

UN FUCKIN' BELIEVABLE.

[samhsarah]

66. .

:mad:

[lancdem]

78. They're Repukes

They have to.

[orleans]

63. sam seder is on "mocking" the speech, live, for our ammusement

(on the radio...anyway)

[Cornus]

136. That's where I am

Can't stand watching the idiot.

[CornFused]

64. Well folks

Shurb has landed

[Olney Blue]

65. I think I'm gonna be sick.

[Kurovski]

67. Where's that guest dog , the one from the Army?

Maybe it'll snap at Bush's ass.

[orleans]

71. lol n/t

[IndianaGreen]

84. Rex is taking a dump in the gallery

He thought Bush was an IED.

[Hotler]

69. Oh ya! I'm watching to see which DINO's bust their

ass to shake the little turds hand.

[moonlady0623]

hey can you get worker's comp

from clapping so damned much?

[Catchawave]

70. CNN: let's listen to this adulation in the chamber.....

ohmigawd, this hurts my head.

[Dragonbreathp9d]

72. Bush to outline global vision

"I have a dream, that one day, y'all will be equally poor, and we'll all be equally rich."

[Skinner]

73. I just realized that I put this in GDP.

I meant to put it in GD. My bad.

[clspector]

74. Why the fuck are DEMS applauding? (eom)

[Kurovski]

86. To be polite.

Fuckheads.

[lancdem]

They have manners

I doubt they'll applaud much when he speaks.

[LearnedHand]

75. WAIT A MINUTE!!!

The fuckin' Democrats stood up! Sniveling pussies.

[AnnieBW]

76. Why Are the Dems Standing?

Frell them!

[orleans]

87. they're bush of suck ups n/t

[truth2power]

77. Guess Boston Legal won't be on...Damn!

[Tab]

79. And as you can see from the photo

he's nearsighted.

[Mz Pip]

80. Why are people cheering?

:puke:

OHMYGOD HE's shilling on Coretta. Like he really gives a fuck

[Mz Pip]

91. Humbled.

Yeah, that works.

Mz PIp
:dem:

[Mz Pip]

100. Strong

OK Got that out of the way.

Now on to the enemies of freedom...

Mz Pip
:dem:

[LearnedHand]

81. DON'T YOU FUCKIN' EVEN BREATHE HER NAME!

[AnnieBW]

State of our union is strong!

Bullshit!

[SeanQuinn]

82. Can't believe I'm saying this, but I agree with his first point.

RIP Coretta.

[pacalo]

103. Too bad he doesn't honor her values & is trying to undo everything

her husband fought & was murdered for.

[Dinger]

166. Hey Fucknuts, Her Death Coincided With The Scalito Mess

and she was an anit-W-ar activist - talk about that you piece of shit!

[insleeforprez]

88. rostrum?

[RobertSeattle]

89. Trivia - ABC Carrying it in High Definition - might be a first

NBC and CBS in regular resolution - even on their HD channels.

[Dr Ron]

105. NBC has HD

[RobertSeattle]

160. OK - it's my idiot local NBC Station has has flicked the switch.

[Esse Quam Videri]

146. In HD

His simian features are even more pronounced. I think I will go back to regular TV

[Dr Ron]

But if you look closely you can see his nose grow in HD

[bettyellen]

90. honors coretta. with alito's appointment, asshole?

[DemonGoddess]

Act in a state of good will for

each other???? WHO is he KIDDING????:mad:

[LynneSin]

95. Clarence Thomas replaced Thurogood Marshall

Yeah, it's all sick & warped!

[HeeBGBz]

92. Been my honor to surf with you?

WTF?

[ralps]

93. He's bringing up Corett Scott King!!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[mzmolly]

109. Milking the death of innocents, once again.

:eyes:

[lala_rawraw]

94. Now we will play nice, see, cuz I iz prezident

hahahahahaha


"i will do my part" in promoting fake unity

[LittleClarkie]

106. Reminds me of a cartoon from a few years ago

I. R. Babboon

Appropriate.

[SeanQuinn]

96. Enemies of freedom?

Oy.

[onecent]

DON'T EVEN WHISPER MRS. KING'S NAME YOU FUCK. N/T

[LearnedHand]

97. Raise your hand if you believe...

he will do his part to make the "debate" more civil. No hands? Didn't think so.

[bettyellen]

98. goodwill, respect? LOL, yeah, like De Wine yesterday.

[orleans]

99. been on for two minutes & no 9/11 yet? he's slipping.....

[catabryna]

119. Ahhhh... but, we knew it was coming didn't we! n/t

[USA_1]

124. Too many people applauding

... looks like Congressional Dems approve of Bush's destroy America agenda.

What next? Jeb Bush in 2008.

[USA_1]

133. Yuck

I've seen enough.

{quietly turns off TV}

[Kurovski]

101. I must be losing my mind...they all think the state of the union

is strong.

How could I have been so wrong?

[frylock]

102. !!!JEAN SCHMIDT!!!

if you're drinking, down the whole bottle, and three more.

[Kurovski]

122. Is that enough to bring down a woman with anti-freeze in her veins?

[lala_rawraw]

104. Now I have to go be on a stupid fundie show

and listen to fundies kiss his arse on the tele

[NYC]

107. Sounds like we will continue to export jobs.

Death and mayhem, too.

[NYC]

110. Sept. 11th.

Didn't take long.

[DemonGoddess]

121. ok

how many times will he bring up 9/11 tonight?

[Dragonbreathp9d]

108. "The only way to secure our nation"

is to scare the shit out of all its people, so that then I can do anything I want

[Dragonbreathp9d]

148. "Terrorists use the weapon of fear"

Bush is both a hypocrit and a terrorist

[AnnieBW]

111. 9/11 mention

3 minutes, 29 seconds

[orleans]

112. DING! "SEPTEMBER THE 11TH" , WMD

[ralps]

130. Sam Seder has already rung his bell 4 times

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[fed-up]

113. 3 minutes for Sept 11 and WMD n/t

[AnnieBW]

125. Democracy

What about the democratic election in Palestine?

[johnnie]

114. Took two minutes

9-11

[No Exit]

116. BULLETIN: 8:15 Central Standard Time: FIRST MENTION OF 9/11!!!!!

[NYC]

145. Osama Bin Laden only 3 minutes later.

We love our freedom, and we'll fight to keep it.

Who is taking it away?

[Mz Pip]

117. Terra Terra Rah rah rah

RAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9/11! WMDs! Rah Rah Rah!!!!!!!!!!

:puke:

Mz Pip
:dem:

[LearnedHand]

118. 9/11. Terrorists. Dictatorships. Attack on our country.

Iraq, right?

[omega minimo]

120. Global Vision

[Popol Vuh]

123. Well that didn't take long did it?

9/11 9/11 Terror Terror. How much longer until we hear the word Jesus?


:puke:

[Mz Pip]

138. Terrorists like bin laden

uh dude, bin Ladin ain't in Iraq

Mz Pip
:dem:

[gumby]

126. This is pathological delusion.

It's easier to sell fantasy than reality and the GOP has perfected the psy-ops.

[yellowdogmi]

127. Did you just see McCain?

He was looking like :wtf:

[orleans]

129. yeah, yeah, baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Tigress DEM]

131. Did anyone see CNN's cut to McCain?

He had a look on his face that said, "What is Bush even talking about? He is so full of shit."

[Popol Vuh]

132. World War III

Just declared..

[IndianaGreen]

149. Zimbabwe is on the list too?

Our dictator is totally deluded. We will fight to keep it (our freedoms), Bush says, but what he does is to take our freedoms away at home.

[orleans]

DING BIN LADEN

[AnnieBW]

147. We love our freedom

And we'll fight to keep it. Yeah, that's right, *

[Ignacio Upton]

154. Freedumb iz on zee march!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Catchawave]

134. Who's counting "freedom" 's and "terror"'s ?

[jseankil]

142. you mean terrer's /nm

/nm

[bettyellen]

135. terror, terrorist......

:beer:

[bettyellen]

144. 2 more to make four...

:beer: :beer:
:beer:

[frylock]

137. wmm?!

weapons of mass murder. learn it, love it.

[gordianot]

139. Radical Islam Bin Laden Weapons of mass murder oh my!

Terror Horrors violent

[LearnedHand]

140. Really? Take bin Laden seriously?

Then why did you FUCKING say you weren't concerned about him at all!?

[orleans]

141. terrorists have chosen the weapon of fear? i thought that was

georgie's choice of weapon!

[NYC]

That's correct.

So who is the terrorist?

Oh, my. Now we are liberating death camps.

[Kurovski]

143. Terra, terra, terra.

Terra.

[IndianaGreen]

163. Never surrender to evil, the dictator says

when he is the embodiment of all that is evil.

[fooj]

150. "The terrorists have chosen to use fear..."

Keep singing, Little Lord Pissypants! Keep on singing!

peace.

[orleans]

151. these what attackers? what the F did he say?

[NYC]

Vicious or officious.

Who knows. Someone said there would be an English simulcast. We need it.

[LearnedHand]

152. Fishes attackers?

Damn, is NOTHING safe anymore?

[bettyellen]

ROFL

[adarling]

168. hahahahahaha

peed a little on that.

[adarling]

153. does look like there are alot of empty seats on the dem side

good for them

[cheezus]

155. anyone else just hear that cellphone/pager go off?

sounds just like my phone when i get a voicemail. starts high pitch and climbs the scale up to higher pitch

[bettyellen]

156. vishus attaker= terrorist?

:beer:

[Popol Vuh]

157. Did you hear it?

"If we don't fight them there, we'll have to fight them here"

Oh brother!!! :puke:

[AnnieBW]

171. Who Said Anything About Isolationism?

We just want our troops out of Iraq - we don't want to "retreat within our borders". Nitwit.

[ultraist]

158. 'fight them there instead of here on our own soil'

"We will never surrender to evil."

:puke:

[mzmolly]

159. Talks about the convenient Osama speech. This SOTU was planned

months ago. Huh? What a coinkyidink!

[mzmolly]

179. Am I supposed to be laughing hysterically?

Or am I officially mad due to this insanity?

"Isolationism" new buzz word. He used to call it nation building? HUH?

[Catchawave]

161. nice shot of Kerry standing and applauding :sigh:

[jseankil]

brought up evil

back to comic book land.

[Kurovski]

162. "There is no honor in retreat,"

so let's just all enjoy the slide into global self-destruction.

[orleans]

164. god, he is so FULL OF SHIT!!!

[frylock]

165. tweaker's jaw in full effect tonite

[onecent]

167. standing ovations? STANDING OVATIONS???? FROM DEMOCRATS

GOD i AM FURIOUS..

[insleeforprez]

169. clear plan for victory in iraq? HA

[bettyellen]

170. terror networks, fighting terror.

:beer: :beer:

[bettyellen]

174. terrorist targets....

:beer:

[LearnedHand]

172. NEW MEME WARNING!!!

Obviously, if you say we should be out of the Middle East, this bunch will begin to accuse you of being ISOLATIONIST!!!

[yellowdogmi]

173. I don't see the wires.

Who is on the other end of the bush bot?

[Mz Pip]

175. I heard someone say

Oh BULLSHIT!

Funny. We can stop right now.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[Old Vet]

176. Clear plan of victory in Iraq--WTF

[Hotler]

177. To damn many people clapping. Any Dem's

sitting on their hands???

[russian33]

178. isn't this speech supposed to be about State of our Union?

but glad to hear everything is peachy in Iraq

[gordianot]

I flipped channels by mistake got Faux they have a 3 to 4 second delay.

I wonder what gives?

[Skinner]

180. Continue here

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