SOTU Keyword Drink Parties!

[Flabbergasted]

A teacher at the community College Next to where I work said the only way he could get through the SOTU was to get together with his friends and set up keywords Bush is likely to use at which time a drink or sip of his drink would be taken.

i.e Freedom, Liberty, Terror, etc.

I thought this would be a good idea for DUers who struggle to maintain attention on Bush for more than 5 seconds without becoming ill. SO if you struggle stomaching the SOTU try a

SOTU KEYWORD DRINK PARTY!

Have fun.

[Canuckistanian]

1. No thanks. Alcohol poisoning is a serious health risk

:toast:

[Kierkegaard]

2. There's only one problem.

If you were to use the words 'terror', '9/11', or 'freedom,' you'd likely die of alcohol poisoning.

[ncrainbowgrrl]

3. not to mention "terra"

"evildoers", "bad people" or "elections"

[Kierkegaard]

6. In retrospect,

given this idiot's limited vocabulary, I can't think of many words where you wouldn't either drown or die of thirst.

[Jersey Devil]

4. Here's some rules for a SOTU drinking party

http://www.drinkinggame.us/

[mcscajun]

7. I like this one...

Princetonians Only
The camera shows Joe Biden standing (pretend you're at a basketball game)
"Whoooaaa, sit down you suck!"

The scope of the game, though, insures that anyone participating won't make it past the first half-hour.

[Just Me]

5. I read that "9/11" demanded five drinks. I'd never make it.

Besides, I'd like to be sober enough to bash with fellow DUers. I have a special affection for this place since it provided support I couldn't really find, for awhile.