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PretzelWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-12-06 09:46 PM
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Bush is God
Jesus spoke with his father. He said he had his own kingdom and didn't owe Caesar any allegiance.

Bush said, "what international laws"?

Bush said, "what treaty? Anti Ballistic Missile treaty? Fuck that. Kyoto protocol? buncha enviro-pussies. International law? heh heh. better consult my loyur. Constitution? written by a bunch of fags with wigs."

So....since no law on earth can touch him, Bush is clearly God. The Old Testament God. God on meth.
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SushiFan Donating Member (309 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-12-06 09:58 PM
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1. Went from King to God in record time! Took Jesus 33 years! --nt
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Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-12-06 10:05 PM
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2. hang on...
time out... I'm a MAJOR LEAGUE history of religion buff and I'm calling an off-sides penalty... you can't go from tyrant to GOD in this short a time... "OFF SIDES" and it's aggravated, so it's a full 15 yards!
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SushiFan Donating Member (309 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-12-06 10:16 PM
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4. Don't tell me, tell GWButtface........... :) --nt
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XOKCowboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-12-06 10:06 PM
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3. Do Bush and Pat Talk To God On Conference Call??
Just wondering....
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Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-12-06 10:20 PM
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5. nope
God quit speaking to both of them, long ago... Can't you tell?
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