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seaglass Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 12:40 PM
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Does Wolf Blitzer have multiple personalities?
Was he just ranting to Roberts and Levin about the discredited Curveball 10 minutes after he had a segment interviewing Chalabi?

I'm so confused.
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Brundle_Fly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 12:40 PM
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1. a very softball
Q&A with Chalabi, I might add.
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seaglass Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 12:42 PM
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4. I had to change the channel when I saw the first signs of
sucking up.
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 12:41 PM
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2. Yes, he has multiple personalities ...
... and all of them SUCK!
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htuttle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 12:42 PM
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3. No, he has NO personality
He has heuristic subroutines that attempt to mimic a human-like reaction.

What? You thought he as a real person? No, no, no. He's all CGI -- no more real than Max Headroom.

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goclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 12:47 PM
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5. Does his family own CNN or what's the deal?


Where do they find these clowns?

Why do they keep them?
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donsu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 12:47 PM
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6. that's what I was going to say :) they put him in the cupboard at nite

turn him back on in the morning.
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seaglass Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 12:48 PM
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7. That's it. I knew it looked human but couldn't figure out why
it had no other human properties.
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onehandle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 12:50 PM
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8. He adjusts his attitude according to his offshore bank account's balance.
If the payment is late, he puts the screws to the payer.
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BlueEyedSon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 12:50 PM
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9. They ALL do
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jbnow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 12:55 PM
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10. No multiple personality
No personality at all.
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tularetom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 12:58 PM
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11. You aren't nearly as confused as he is
The little twerp needs to be reminded that he isn't the second coming of Edward R Murrow or the heir apparent to Walter Cronkite. With a lot of practice and a lot of luck he could make it to the level of the weekend weather girl on the local news from Bumfuck Alaska. Somehow CNN got the idea he was a journalist back during the first Gulf War (I think it was his macho sounding and totally inappropriate name) and he's been expanding his role there ever since.
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shenmue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 12:58 PM
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12. Can he see himself in the mirror?
Most vampires can't, you see...


I'd be staggered to find out he had a personality.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 01:22 PM
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13. he has ZERO personalities
he's an empty shirt
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 01:39 PM
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14. He's very unlikeable.
I'm surprised he's made it this far. He has zero charisma.
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