What would you say if you were writing the State of the Union

[spindrifter]

Address?
It's two months off--but wouldn't you be freaking if you were going to write it?

[Bloodblister Bob]

1. "My fellow Americans, we're fucked." eom

[MadisonProgressive]

2. I'm a dumb asshole, so I QUIT!!

[William769]

3. Put your head between your legs

And kiss your ass goodbye!

[Faygo Kid]

4. I resign, with my VP, and apologize for lies, deaths and ruined economy

Yeah, right.

[Uncle Joe]

5. I am sorry for

the 2000 coup and going to court to stop the American People's voice form being heard.

I am sorry for lying to you about the threat of Iraq against us and committing treason by outing one of our own CIA agents. I asked Dick Cheney to resign today and I am asking Al Gore to take his place, I will immediately resign after that and turn over the Presidency to the rightful President Al Gore.

P.S. I will not ask you to fund a Presidential Library for me as I do not own any books anyway with the exception of the classic novel by Tolstoy "My Pet Goat".

[NanceGreggs]

7. "My fellow Americans ...

... as you already know, this is my last official act as your president. Within hours, I will be joining the other members of my administration at a Federal Penitentiary, to serve out a life sentence -- which, considering my actions, is as merciful a sentence as I could have hoped for."

[madame defarge]

6. Same old, same old...

I'll bet they take all the other speeches he has made, put them into a random word generator, and spit out another SOTU speech that contains all the standard lies...(sing along with me...)

"We're fighting them over there so we don't have to fight them over here"
"9/11"
"The ecomomy is in great shape"
"Freedom is on the march"
"WMDs"

What I wish would happen is that absolutely no one in the room applaud for any part of his SOTU speech (except Laura & Rover)...that everyone greet all his words with dead silence. Or maybe only his supporters will show up and the room will be only 35% full...

[MichiganVote]

8. I'd say that my highest priority would be to shut down the hate media

[Poet Lariat]

9. Before I wrote anything I'd make sure my hidden earpieces...

were in good working order and had new batteries. Then I'd bone up on my pronunciation skills again for "Terrest", "Nucular" and "Internets". Then I'd call Harriet and Condi and Karen and have them drop by to tell me how wonderful I am and how I shouldn't listen to any of those bad things people are saying. Then I'd take a nap. Then I'd sharpen my pencil and call Karl to start the writing. The rest is easy.