Hetracil . . . a cure for homosexuality? . . .

[OneBlueSky]

hey . . . I only report 'em . . .



Disease Information

More than 80 million Americans suffer from some type of Homosexuality, and one in eight persons need treatment for Homosexuality during his or her lifetime. Homosexuality is not a character flaw; it is neither a "mood" nor a personal weakness that you can change at will or by "pulling yourself together."

Many healthy men can identify with having some of the symptoms of homosexuality, such as experiencing sexual fantasies about other men; But Homosxuality is diagnosed only when these activities take at least an hour a day, are very distressing, and interfere with daily life.

We encourage you to Learn more specifics about homosexuality from your doctor- The more you know about the illness itself, the more you can do to manage and recover from it.

Hetracil is the world's most widely prescribed anti-effeminate; it has been prescribed for more than 54 million people worldwide. Chances are, someone you know is getting better because of it. Learn more about how Hetracil works to make you better, so that you can know what to expect while you work toward your recovery.

- more . . .

http://www.hetracil.com/index.html

[SkipNewarkDE]

1. Is this a joke?

... I seem to recall this being a sketch on Saturday Night Live or one of those late night comedy programs.

[murielm99]

2. Call 1-800-ShettyRx?

OMG.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Journeyman]

3. Behavioral Effeminism? . . .

Controllable with drugs, eh? I thought you just gave the boy a football. . .

[Behind the Aegis]

4. Or, according to Dobson...

...the dad showers naked with his son to show his penis off. :rofl:

[TallahasseeGrannie]

13. And is this a good or bad thing according to him?

[converted_democrat]

16. He (Dobson) thinks it's a good thing, no joke........n/t

[truthisfreedom]

5. link to debunk

http://blog.case.edu/nxj18/2005/09/11/is_this_site_for_real

[DainBramaged]

6. PRAISE HIS SWEET NAME OR BURN IN SLACKLESSNESS TRYING NOT TO

http://www.subgenius.com/

same folks

[Dogmudgeon]

7. VSIYF: "View Source" Is Your Friend

From the Official Hetracil HTML source code:

<meta name="keywords" content="Hetracil, Cure for Homosexuality, Homosexuality Pill, Anti-Gay Pill, Anti-Gay Medicine, Anti-Homosexuality Pill, Anti-Effeminates, Hetracil.com, behavioral effeminacy, behaviorally effeminate, Hetracil side effects, Homosexual, Gayness, antieffeminate, antieffeminate medication, antieffeminate drug, gay disorder, mental health, spastic-limb disorder, male-fantasy disorder, medicine, prescription, prescription medication, Dionysocholine, homoerotic disorder, neurotransmitters, neurotransmitter, psychotherapy, chemical imbalance, imbalance, cognitive, treatment, symptoms, doctor">
<meta name="description" content="{Contains Fictitious Information} Homosexuality can make you feel confused and make it difficult to function. Your doctor can give you the information you need, but it might be difficult to remember to ask the right questions. Hetracil.com provides questions to ask your doctor about Homosexuality.">

It's all right there.

It's funny, too.

Even funnier, and a little sad, is that we have become so literal-minded on the Internet that if there isn't a smiley, an <LOL> or a "bwa-ha" or that little kicking man :rofl:, we have to go running to "debunk" the information, no matter what it may be. As if we have to provide a "citation" for our own feelings.

Trust your browser. It will usually tell you that you can trust your feelings, too.

Using text, of course, or VoIP.

--p!
Laugh, damn it!

[truthisfreedom]

8. i laughed. it's hilarious.

and well-contrived.

[Dogmudgeon]

10. Innitso!

J.R. "BOB" Dobbs himself taught me to rant. His Stark Fist of Instruction delivered the capacity to me with a greater force than even the Laying On Of The Two-by-Fours.

I had the hono(u)r of meeting Ivan Stang and Paul Mavrides in the middle 1980s at a Sub-G Devival in Philly. There was electricity in the air! And magnetism! And weak atomic force! And strong atomic force! And even gravity!

Also, I looked back at the thread, and saw your earlier post in contrast. I wasn't singling yours out for criticism when I was talking about debunking stuff -- I was just surprised that everybody seemed to think that maybe it was true.

Of course, I could be the idiot myself. Let's just say that I'm glad I was between jobs at a certain point in my life, or else I'd have a completely absurd penis pump sitting in the back of my closet where no-one could see it.

Alas, there are no emoticons for embarassment, shame, and abject humiliation. So changing the font color will have to suffice.

--p!
Fortunately, they can also be used for home liposuction, so maybe there's a second chance for us gullible fools.

[Deja Q]

9. Okey doke. I'll tell my doctor and get back to those clods.

[WearyOne]

11. is that what Arnie takes ?..to stop being a 'girlie-man'

[progressivejazz]

12. I love their televized ads.

I just wonder how they get their pornographic "before" and "after" pictures past the FCC.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

14. Help me out here

I've read all the posts and still don't know if this is a joke or not! Please! Grannie is begging...

[Christa]

15. Please let it be a joke. nt.