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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 01:00 PM
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DeLAY, FRIST TO WED
http://www.borowitzreport.com/default.asp

Holding hands on the steps of the Capitol, Sen. Frist and Rep. DeLay denied that there were any ulterior motives for their stunning decision to wed.

Let our critics say what they want, Rep. DeLay said. Bill and I have never been more in love.

Rep. DeLay, seemingly fighting back tears, concurred: We refuse to be attacked by those who wont accept our love.

The two men said they would go on a brief honeymoon to Hawaii and then would start working on legislation that would classify them as an endangered species.
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 01:03 PM
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1. You know, I had a feeling about those two
Mazel tov!
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Ksec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 01:03 PM
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2. Well, God bless their little hearts. nt
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swimmernsecretsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 01:17 PM
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3. Where are they registered?
Office Depot for a selection of paper shredders?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 01:52 PM
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4. Try here
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rhett o rick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 01:55 PM
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5. There is a method to their madness. They don't want to be single
when they get to the Big House.
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bumblebee1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 06:59 PM
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6. Isn't there a law against it?
Just thought that a prick wasn't supposed to touch an asshole in Tennessee and Texas.
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