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global1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 10:11 PM
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I'm Hoping Letterman's Top Ten Tonight Is - Top 10 Signs The Republican...
party is falling apart.

Anybody care to help Dave's writers on this?
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GrantDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 10:14 PM
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1. Rove is running out of "bullhorn event" distractions.
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enid602 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 10:14 PM
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2. twins
The Bush twins enlist to go to Iraq.
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enid602 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 10:14 PM
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3. twins
The Bush twins enlist to go to Iraq.
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win_in_06 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 10:18 PM
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4. #10
RNC's new motto is "At least we can't get any worse!"
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kweerwolf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 10:29 PM
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5. #9 New RNC motto
"At least we don't suck as much as the Libertarians"
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dweller Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 10:38 PM
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6. it's a rerun
at least here it is.

:(

dp
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TabulaRasa Donating Member (223 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 10:52 PM
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7. RNC's new mascot is an elephant's turd. n/t
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TabulaRasa Donating Member (223 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 10:57 PM
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8. So many of their leaders have been knocked off by gross criminality
that their one black member has actually been given some power.
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TabulaRasa Donating Member (223 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 11:02 PM
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9. Protest rallies supporting Bush are doubling for the ...
Witness Protection Program. (After Dennis Miller's show was cancelled, valuable government witnesses needed someplace new to hide.)

Sorry, these aren't very good, but I usually don't find the Letterman ones very funny either.
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TabulaRasa Donating Member (223 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 11:06 PM
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10. Bush is resorting to throwing his own feces
Oh wait, no. He always did that, being a mentally-ill chimp and all (apologies to mentally-ill chimps).
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calmblueocean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 11:07 PM
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11. #8) Malfunctioning Cheney Robot electrocutes Rove.
Zzzzap!
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TabulaRasa Donating Member (223 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 11:18 PM
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12. Cheney receives a joint letter from Hitler, Stalin, Nixon, and Mr. Burns
asking him and his administration to tone down the evil a little bit. They're giving pure evil a bad name.

I was going for 10 of my own, but I think I'm going to quit now. Maybe I'll try and think of some more later.
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joeprogressive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 11:47 PM
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13. they can't find a way to blame Clinton for the Delay scandal
n/t
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