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Elwood P Dowd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:25 PM
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Is Clinton behind the vast conspiracy to destroy honest republicans?
A repuke told a friend of mine that Bill Clinton was behind all the scandals. In order for Hillary to win the White House and Bill to take over the UN, all the powerful, honest, and religious republicans must be destroyed.
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sellitman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:26 PM
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1. Did you pull this from O' Reilly's butt?
lol
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Book Lover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:26 PM
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2. Won't take too long
Why would it need to be vast if he's targeting honest republicans?
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Humor_In_Cuneiform Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 07:03 PM
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16. Exactly, honest republicans?
A very small group to target
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Spirochete Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 02:39 AM
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19. Well, not just honest Republicans...
I think they may need to get rid of all the unicorns, too. There are more of them.
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Protagoras Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 09:33 AM
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29. Did you know that the Clinton's killed the Easter Bunny?
I heard they also offed that Leprecaun from the Lucky Charms commercial.

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TallahasseeGrannie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:26 PM
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3. SOUNDS GOOD TO ME N/T
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DemInDistress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:27 PM
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4. Honest Republican ????
No such animal......
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Pepperbelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:46 PM
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9. trick fucking question. right on! nt
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NNadir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:27 PM
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5. Only his penis. The rest of him doesn't care.
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AspenRose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:35 PM
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7. Fear the mighty, all-powerful Clenis
Man, Bill is BUSY. When does he get to sleep?

:dunce:
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petepillow Donating Member (590 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:28 PM
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6. Wow. Thats a tinfoiler who's in denial.
I almost feel sad for that person. Except for the fact that that kind of "thinking" is what is killing America to begin with.
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Elwood P Dowd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 06:02 PM
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10. He is a serious fundie. His little group really believes
Bill and Hillary are going to take over the world if the repukes don't stop them.
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Gidney N Cloyd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:40 PM
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8. "powerful, honest, and religious republicans"
Those are 3 separate groups, right?
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ClassWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 06:15 PM
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14. Oooooh. Good point.
NGU.


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Mountainman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 06:03 PM
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11. After Bill Clinton is dead they'll blame his ghost for everything.
No the repukes do nothing wrong and it is all Clinton's doing!
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 06:07 PM
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13. Ah, but The Clenis will live on...
Tremble in fear of The Clenis, you mere mortal.... :)
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FreedomAngel82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 09:08 AM
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26. LOL
When I'm fifty and old I betcha they'll still be blaming Clinton. :eyes: (I'm twenty-three now)
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snowbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 06:06 PM
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12. Yo.............. Elwood................
You need new friends. (or at least your friend needs new friends ;) )
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Elwood P Dowd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 07:00 PM
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15. He works with these jerks.
They think Clinton's penis is poised to take over the world and force them to worship the devil.
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Riddler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 09:45 PM
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17. "Honest Republican" = oxymoron
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TankLV Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 12:31 AM
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18. It's a totally absurd claim on it's face.
But wouldn't it be great if it were in the works like that great French novel? (where the noble is imprisoned for a long time and then escapes and gets revenge one by one on his lying tormentors by doing them in by their own vices).

What was that called and who was the author?
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ladylibertee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 02:41 AM
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20. That will NEVER fly babe.NEVER.
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ladylibertee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 04:46 AM
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21. Ya wanna know who is behind the fall of the Republicans?
THE REPUBLICANS !!!! Period.
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cassiepriam Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 07:12 AM
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22. If he has that much power, what the h*ll has taken him so long?
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Bridget Burke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 07:22 AM
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23. Yes! They must fear the Vast Left Wing Conspiracy!
Mwa ha ha!

(Not that Bill is all that Left--but it sure sounds good.)
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noonwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 08:17 AM
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24. It's the reverse vampires (like on The Simpsons)!
The reverse vampires, working through Earle, in order to get their Queen Hillary elected president so she can start removing home schooled children from their red-state parents, providing a source of blood for the vampires who are giving her her power. Did I hit enough of the things that freepers get paranoid about?

Just wait, we'll read it in "The American Spectator" tomorrow.
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FreedomAngel82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 09:07 AM
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25. Uhm why does Bill need
to take over the UN for Hillary to win the White House? :shrug: I don't get it.
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nvliberal Donating Member (618 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 09:25 AM
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27. I haven't had a good laugh
in weeks.

It's the Republicans' own fault they got caught at what they do best--lie, cheat, and steal from the American people.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 09:28 AM
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28. YES! there is a conspiracy to make them have illegal conspiracies
and if that doesn't strike you a paranoid and delusional you need some immediate help. Tell your friend that.
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mtnsnake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 09:40 AM
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30. If he is, I'd like to nominate him for the Nobel Prize n/t
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rniel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 10:07 AM
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31. I hope that they think that
that would be hilarious if people actually believe that.
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D_Master Donating Member (48 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 10:18 AM
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32. They want to believe this because...
In religious prophecy that I have gone through in church, one day it says that a 1 world leader will emerge. Now obviously at the current timeframe the only way this could occurr is if the UN suddenly took over the world as many fundies are scared they will do and why we went into Iraq so we could seperate ourselves from it. You wanna know why so many fundies supported and still do support the war, because if the UN starts calling the shots, they believe it will take over everything. And now this person is attempting to demonize Clinton by making him out to be the coming "AntiChrist" that the bible talks about. They will do and say anything to try and make clinton look like the antichrist as well.

On a side note after 2 yrs. of reading posts here this is my 1st post. I am no longer a "posting virgin" if you will.
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tenshi816 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 05:42 PM
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36. Isn't that the basis of the Left Behind books?
That the head of the UN is the Antichrist and is trying to take over or has taken over the world? Or some such nonsense.

And I do realize Bill Clinton doesn't make an appearance in the LB books...

Oh, and welcome to DU.
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 10:26 AM
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33. Did you friend believe it?
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Elwood P Dowd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 12:53 PM
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34. No! He laughed his ass off
but some of his co-workers (fundies) seriously believe that shit.
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obreaslan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 02:17 PM
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35. My goldfish just died...
I'm convinced it was Bill and Hillary's doing. They are trying to cover up for Whitewater still to this very day, and apparently my goldfish new too much. :)
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Crunchy Frog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 09:01 PM
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37. Yes. It's the Mighty Clenis.
Edited on Thu Sep-29-05 09:01 PM by Crunchy Frog
It's behind all the evil in the world today, behind all the scandals, behind all the imploding Republicans. It was the Clenis's fault that Bush remained on vacation for 2 days after Katrina hit. It was the Clenis's fault that "Brownie" got chosen to head FEMA.

With Hillary as President and Bill as head of the UN, the Clintons will RULE THE WORLD bwahahahahaha!

Tell your friend that.
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