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renie408 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 01:25 PM
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Have you heard this one???
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying, "Yesterday 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the president exclaims, "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching
as
the president sits, head in hands.

Finally the president looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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MaineDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 01:27 PM
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1. What's sad is it's so plausible (nt)
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AirmensMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 01:27 PM
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2. Only about a dozen times.
:-)
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renie408 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 01:28 PM
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4. Sorry
Hey, have you ever heard of the word "rhetorical"??
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 01:29 PM
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6. Just like the Roe vs. Wade joke. It just keeps coming back. n/t
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 03:30 PM
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8. What's the roe vs. wade joke? I haven't heard that one.... (j/k - n/t)
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truth2power Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 05:52 PM
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9. What's Bush's position on Roe versus Wade?
He doesn't care how people get out of NO. :silly:
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sandnsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 01:28 PM
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3. Thank you Renie
I read that yesterday and I didn't get it. But with your spelling of "brazillion"...

:rofl:
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Lilyhoney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 01:29 PM
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5. LOL
That is great.
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MaineDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 01:30 PM
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7. This was the first time I had seen this one
Thanks.
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Lindacooks Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 07:24 PM
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10. I LOVE that joke!!
Haven't laughed so hard in days. THANK YOU.
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