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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 09:45 AM
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Chimp-in-a-Bubble displays ignorance AGAIN (on live TV)
Edited on Wed Sep-28-05 09:58 AM by npincus
In his "statement" at the Rose garden a few minutes ago, the Chimp spoke about his briefing with Generals Abazaid and Casey right before, and how Gen. Casey had just informed him "that the No. 2 al-Qaeda terrorist in Iraq had been killed"!!!

Oh really? Didn't THE WORLD learn about that YESTERDAY? Wasn't that announced yesterday afternoon? Wasn't that on all editions of last night's network news?

Was Chimpy too busy running between photo-ops to learn about this? Or was it past his bedtime? Doesn't he know THIS IS THE FUCKING PROBLEM... he doesn't KNOW a fucking thing unless somebody hands it to him on a card to read or delivers it to him on a silver platter (or a DVD).

Why the fuck would he ADVERTISE the fact that he JUST LEARNED about this news a day after the rest of America? He is a stupid, stupid fucking ASS, I don't care about what any DUers may say about his possessing "smarts". He received a golden Yale education but the guy is STUPID.

Don't mistake cunning and a criminal mind for brains. (BTW, I counted 28 lower-jaw tics).

rant over- for now.

*correction on edit


Let's toast Chimp, the stupid fuck!
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 09:48 AM
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1. "had informed just him" or "had just informed him"?
I can see either phrase coming out of Dubya's scolex, but I want to be sure to ridicule him for the correct malapropism!
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 09:52 AM
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2. thanks... I corrected... i was/am out of my mind with disgust
and typing away like a fiend!
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In Truth We Trust Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 09:52 AM
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3. kicked and nominated!
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global1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 09:55 AM
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4. Rove and Company Wanted To Get the Cable News Emphasis ...
away from Blanco and the committee hearings on Katrina. Looks like they succeeded. They got their sound bites from Brown yesterday that can be played on Rush, Hannity, et al. They got sound bites for all the * apologists and RW talking heads to regurgitate back on the news shows the remainder of this week and Sunday.

Those Americans that still back * - have something to cling to.

We know they are bailing a sinking boat and trying to keep it afloat - but there are still * people out there that are refusing to believe that * is anything but a great president.

In the next days, weeks - we'll hear the other side of Brown's story. Perhaps Delay, Rove and Frist will be indicted along with maybe some others in the WH.

Let's see if they can keep the bailing process going. My guess is they're sunk.
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rniel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 10:00 AM
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5. And how many #2 Al Queda guys are there
No matter how low level the guy was in Al Queda. He's always conveniently the #2 or #3 guy that they were looking for. How nice.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 10:03 AM
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8. Think of it as upward mobility
As long as there are always at least three guys in AQ, there will always be another "#2 guy" on deck.
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rniel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 10:08 AM
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11. Osama bin laden's former chef
Is probably the #2 guy right now.
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 10:22 AM
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12. that "cave-smoking" is pretty effective
there's always one more to smoke out and git: "dead or alive"
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HootieMcBoob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 10:42 AM
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14. They either capture or kill the #2 guy at least every couple of months n/t
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abluelady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 10:00 AM
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6. He's a Moron!
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 10:00 AM
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7. Remind me again. How many #2 terrorists have been killed so far?
I suppose they ran out of #3 terrorists to kill so they've had to start in on the (unknown number) of #2s.
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 12:43 PM
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15. Isn't it Bush's turn to be #2 in the Al queda?
If Bin Laden put up a billion or so to run it, George Walker Bush gave the Taliban $43,000,000 in May 2000. That has to count for something!
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 12:47 PM
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16. LOL
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 01:00 PM
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19. Hell, that's nothing
Some Evidence Suggests Saddam Dead: Bush
Last updated at: (Beijing Time) Friday, April 25, 2003
http://english.people.com.cn/200304/25/eng20030425_1157...
US President Bush said in a television interview Thursday that there is some evidence suggesting Saddam Hussein is either dead or "at the very minimum was severely wounded." Bush also said US troops would remain in Iraq "as long as necessary."

DNA tests after missiles strike 'Saddam convoy'
Sunday June 22, 2003
http://observer.guardian.co.uk/iraq/story/0,12239,98271...
American specialists were carrying out DNA tests last night on human remains believed by US military sources to be those of Saddam Hussein and one of his sons, The Observer can reveal.

Officials suspect Saddam was killed in bombing
Posted 4/10/2003
http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/iraq/2003-04-10-sadd...
WASHINGTON U.S. intelligence has no clear information on Saddam Hussein's whereabouts, but the betting in the Pentagon's executive offices is that the Iraqi dictator lies dead under a pile of rubble in Baghdad, according to defense and intelligence officials.

But the theory given most credence is that Saddam died in Monday's bomber attack on a home near a Baghdad restaurant.
"The official take from the Pentagon is that Saddam is 'unfound,' " a senior defense intelligence official said on condition of anonymity. "Most along the E-Ring (the Pentagon's outermost hallway and executive suite) think he's under the rubble."
A Defense Department intelligence official said an abrupt end to an electronic intelligence intercept of Iraqi leadership conversations indicated that Saddam and his sons were at the site at the time of the bombing.
"The signal died when the bombs hit," the official said.

Saddam Captured 'Like a Rat' in Raid
Sunday, December 14, 2003
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,105706,00.html

Saddam Hussein arrested in Iraq
Sunday, 14 December, 2003, 17:04 GMT
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/3317429.st...
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Pentagon: 'Chemical Ali' Killed in Attack
Tuesday, April 8, 2003
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2003/4/7/20493...

WASHINGTON -- The Pentagon believes "Chemical Ali," Saddam Hussein's cousin who ordered a chemical attack on Kurds in northern Iraq in 1988, is dead, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld confirmed Monday.

'Chemical Ali' reported dead
Monday, 7 April, 2003
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2925375.stm


Officials: Body of 'Chemical Ali' Found in Basra
Monday, April 07, 2003
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,83383,00.html


'Chemical Ali' Captured in Iraq
Thursday, August 21, 2003
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,95314,00.html


'Chemical Ali' in U.S. custody
Thursday, August 21, 2003
http://edition.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/meast/08/21/sprj.irq.... /
DOHA, Qatar (CNN) -- Ali Hassan al-Majid, the Iraqi general known as "Chemical Ali," is in U.S. custody, military officials tell CNN.
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rniel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 10:03 AM
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9. Regarding Yale
I read somewhere that at the time George went to Yale they really didn't flunk anybody out. Everyone was to be let through. Any shit for brains lucky enough to get in with fathers connections was not to be be embarassed by actually having to put some hard work in.
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marew Donating Member (854 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 01:27 PM
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21. Absolutely right!
And he went to Harvard too. If daddy wasn't a big corrupt big shot himself, George couldn't get a job cleaning up cow poop. He can't even talk in sentences. I would love to see what level he reads at. I really do believe he is incredibly stupid. He keeps saying things that make no sense. And all the republicans pretend not to notice that the man truly is an idiot. The whole system is so corrupt. He took up a seat in school that some poor but really smart kid should have had. And then chimp has this enormous ego like he has ever done anything in his fecking life but screw up.
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Eurobabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 01:34 PM
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24. both cases called L-E-G-A-C-Y
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Dhampir Kampf Donating Member (183 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 07:49 PM
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26. Sounds about right.
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newyawker99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 12:38 PM
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27. Hi Dhampir Kampf!!
Welcome to DU!! :toast:
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bklyncowgirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 10:06 AM
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10. In an organization that relies on suicide bombers
The real go-getters tend to have a short life span.

Maybe the way they do it is that the next guy to strap on a bomb vest or hop into an explosives laden car gets to be number 2 for a day.

It's a nice way of saying thank you.
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renate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 10:28 AM
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13. "Chimp-in-a-Bubble"--the best name for *
EVER!!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Supersedeas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 01:10 PM
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20. I like it
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Julius Civitatus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 12:50 PM
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17. Did they make a DVD for him? How about a puppet show?
Did they make drawings to convey the message? WTF?
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 12:53 PM
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18. Andrew Card presented him with a DVD of news clips about Katrina
to inform him of what was going on and demonstrate how serious it was.

Can you fucking believe it? The Imperial Chimp has his minions making DVDs of the news for him! He IS a Chimp-in-A-Bubble.
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 01:33 PM
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22. Is that an alcholic drink in the hand
of that supposedly "reformed" alcoholic?
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Eurobabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 01:34 PM
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23. which DU'ers ever said Bu$h possessed 'smarts'??
this guy is dense as a fucking post!
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 07:45 PM
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25. believe it or not, I have read posts here that
said (basically) that B*sh could not be as dumb as we think to be where he is... or something like that.

I AM NOT ARGUING THSI POINT- I think it's obvious that I don't agree.

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jokerman93 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 12:45 PM
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28. So many
So many number two guys - and so little time...

*sigh*

...and what's worse is there ALL masterminds!

:rofl:
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