Who thinks Cheney is dead?

[genius]

I was going to do a poll but we're at level three.

If he were alive, I'd expect him to be shooting the Katrina survivors.

Also, what would be an an appropriate eulogy for him?

[mzteris]

1. F--k you.

There. THAT's my eulogy for one of the princes of evil.

[liberaliraqvet26]

47. I heard he is going to Alberta, Canada....

sometime this week for some oil bullshit... not joking

[Tace]

2. As Far As I Know, It Is Pure Speculation

But, it seems odd that he's out of the picture this week.

[aresef]

7. He's in an undisclosed location, of course.

That yellow bastard.

And that makes me wonder:
Can somebody here Photoshop up a pic of Cheney to look like that guy from Sin City? That'd be great.

[NuttyFluffers]

45. Fucking "milk carton" Cheney... "Have you seen our missing VP?"

"last known photo of vice president of the united states. artistic rendition of the missing now older..."

i live in a banana republic. and it isn't as amusing as i thought it'd be. it's probably hysterical to watch from overseas.

[corker]

3. one can only hope..

[wtbymark]

4. now there's a wet dream

[Drum]

5. the more this thing winds up,

the more conspicuous his absence becomes...sinister!

[iconoclastic cat]

6. He's trapped in his crypt in NO and can't cross running water.

[kansasblue]

8. I think he's mad. He didn't get this way and so now....

he's not going to play and let Bush fend for himself. He wanted Iran and Venezuela. They said no (or not now) and so he has withdrawn.

KB theory

[DemExpat]

9. I think he is taking care of the oil business side of things and his

profits.

DemEx

[terrya]

49. I'm sure he had a hand in the Halliburton contract. n/t

[cdb]

10. I can only hope he is dead

The incarnation of evil on earth.

[underpants]

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[NVMojo]

44. basically, we have to limit our expressions of anger ...

[Enraged_Ape]

11. I only want to know where his final remains rest

Because I drank a Big Gulp of Mountain Dew about an hour ago and I'm feeling like I need to let it go now.

[photuris]

14. Any pile of dogsh*t

Will serve as a good effigy

[ucmike]

12. He's managing the relief efforts on the ground

think of all the poor oil companies that have lost some things in this tragedy. Some one with some power in the govt needs to be in charge of the most needy of corporate giants, in this time of maybe slightly lower profits.

who is going to bail out the downtrodden billion dollar corporations? who will speak for their profits? who will write the enormous No-Bid rebuilding contracts, if not Dick.

[TechBear_Seattle]

His eulogy and epitaph:

"About fucking time."

[wakemewhenitsover]

13. Not Cheney, but maybe Paul. Or is Cheney the walrus?

[OneTwentyoNine]

16. If he isn't he's sure showing his true feelings for those in NO.....

I haven't heard one word out of that bastard concerning this disaster...

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[snappyturtle]

18. Not dead earlier this week any way....

seen in Crawford,Tx in the Camp Casey area. See http://bradblog.com for pictures of Cheney with Bushies. Scroll down to the eigth story on their homepage--what a dream--Cheney in a pickup (Bush's).

[ima_sinnic]

36. that was Rove -- look again (nt)

[jpak]

19. You are wrong - HE IS UNDEAD!!!!

:evilgrin:

[LosinIt]

20. That's why Hastert is ramping up his PR campaign

he figures that when Georgie Boy finally steps in it and he has to take over he wants people to know who he is.

[Imagevision]

21. Cheney/Rumsfeld are working on Nuking Iran plan!

http://downingstreetmemo.com/

[AntiCoup2K4]

22. Cheney's not dead. He's conveniently out of sight, working on the next....

....disaster.

These fuckwits may not be capable of causing hurricanes (yet) but they definitely have turned this mess into their own mad scientist experiment. They are watching this as a test case of what happens when thousands of people are suddenly homeless and starving under extreme climate conditions. And the next "terrorist attack" will be planned accordingly. And that's probably what Uncle Dick is working on right now.

[blondeatlast]

23. ProQuest search, last 7 days--last heard from 8/19

Knight Ridder (abstract--this is from my account, so I won't link):

Aug. 19--SPRINGFIELD -- Vice President Dick Cheney told a veterans group Thursday that "we will not relent" in the cause to bring freedom and peaceful order to Iraq.

In a brief, noontime appearance at the national convention of the Military Order of the Purple Heart, Cheney pointed to the hardships and heroism of Gen. George Washington's Continental Army, detailed in the recent best seller 1776 by historian David McCullough.

Before Cheney's address, Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean issued a statement accusing the Bush administration of failing to adequately fund veterans' benefits while using "the men and women of our armed forces as political props."

Nothing, absolutely nothing, after August 19--and ProQuest is pretty up to date...

Edit: EBSCO--not a single damn thing...

[LaPera]

24. He's still on vacation-He couldn't be bothered with dark-skinned peoples

problems.

What kind of "leader" is this Vice President?

Will he be questioned about where he's been when he finally appears?

[longship]

25. In the top of the news...

Vice President Richard "Crashcart" Cheney is *still* dead.

[LittleClarkie]

26. Appropriate eulogy...

Ding dong, Darth Cheney's dead...

[Pepperbelly]

27. Trick question, smarty-pants!

Cheney is Undead.

[LiberalEsto]

28. He may be seriously ill

Congressman Rangel mentioned this a couple of weeks ago - that Cheney was sick with heart disease issues. I'd believe Rangel before I believe KKKarl Rove or the other spin doctors. Heck, they might even have a double filling in for Cheney so as not to panic the nation.

I think a Cheney illness would explain a small part of why * is screwing everything up so miserably. He's the puppetmaster.

[blondeatlast]

29. DICK WATCH DATELINE SEPTEMBER 2, 2005

Google News:

Reportedly headed to Alberta on September 8th:

http://www.fortmcmurraytoday.com/story.php?id=182168

Protests being arranged:

http://www.vivelecanada.ca/article.php/2005090214445783

I searched ProQuest and EBSCO (from my local library) and found no citations after 8/19, when he spoke to a veteran's group--last verifiable sighting that I am aware of:

Abstract (Document Summary)
Aug. 19--SPRINGFIELD -- Vice President Dick Cheney told a veterans group Thursday that "we will not relent" in the cause to bring freedom and peaceful order to Iraq.

In a brief, noontime appearance at the national convention of the Military Order of the Purple Heart, Cheney pointed to the hardships and heroism of Gen. George Washington's Continental Army, detailed in the recent best seller 1776 by historian David McCullough.

Before Cheney's address, Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean issued a statement accusing the Bush administration of failing to adequately fund veterans' benefits while using "the men and women of our armed forces as political props."

[NoPasaran]

30. That's a terrifying thought

It means Bush is running the country! :scared:

[TheCowsCameHome]

31. More appropriately - Who cares?

[ChairmanAgnostic]

32. i wrote cnn asking about him. shouldn't we all?

i doubt that they will ask the question.

[JohnnyBoots]

33. Asses to asses, douches to douches, unrest in purgatory.....asshat.

[Olney Blue]

34. Cheney's eulogy: President of Vice

[leesa]

35. One can hope he's burning in hell as we speak.

[robbedvoter]

keeping track since 2001:

http://ischeneydeadyet.com/

[bklyncowgirl]

37. He's not dead--he's arranging the no bid clean up contract for Haliburton.

[Robeson]

38. Eulogy? OK, "Here lies a Corporatist Pig"

[NNadir]

39. It's surprising not to see him gushing happily over dead African-Americans

He may be dead, or maybe they're just changing the ethylene glycol in his heart.

[Gold Metal Flake]

40. Eulogy: From the film Young Frankenstein

"That's good enough for the likes of him"

[graywarrior]

41. If he ain't dead, he's managing the recent Halliburton contract

for the Gulf coast.

[struggle4progress]

42. Just look at him: he's been dead for years. eom

[Lugnut]

43. When he's in a photo-op

It reminds me of "Weekend at Bernie's".

[BlueIris]

46. I'll post it again: one can only hope.

Eulogy? Hopefully, something that does not inspire media coverage.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

48. It takes time to count all the money he's "made."