Can Vincent Hamm win in the south?

[MIMStigator]

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[Dookus]

1. Of course....

he has 0% negatives

[Jerseycoa]

2. Right-0

:7

[Khephra]

3. Nah

He's peaked.

:evilgrin:

[Dookus]

7. bs...

people have been saying Hamm has peaked for literally MINUTES now, and he's still in the race. He'll go far, this guy. He's the only one NOT being attacked in the media.

[Toucano]

9. LOL!

No, it's a big rollercoaster!

[kentuck]

4. If he gets the Ham-mentum going !

He could run over the Jo-mentum..

[TexasPatriot]

17. damnit...

now i have to clean diet coke off my monitor...

thanks for the spit take.

[QC]

5. I used to know a drag queen named Virginia Hamm.

Wonder if they're related.

[mikehiggins]

6. Hamm for VP

His time has come!

[TheDebbieDee]

8. I don't know........

I've got high expectations for him in South Carolina and Missouri ;^)

[dae]

10. Hamm Hocks and Mustard Greens can definitely take the South.

[TheWebHead]

11. his website

http://www.h4p.org/full.html

[Loren645]

12. Ham can only win if he's with Matt Gritts.

In the south.

[countmyvote4real]

32. Is Matt G another white meat?

Cause I never heard of him until now.

[overground1]

13. First he'll have to defeat Vermin Supreme!

[countmyvote4real]

14. Hamm is very popular in the South.

[LSdemocrat]

15. I'm don't like his IWR vote...oh wait...

I thought you said Kerry. ;)

[Rowdyboy]

16. Hamm will lose the vegetarian/vegan vote big time unless he picks

Dennis Kucinich as his running mate! Hamm-Kucinich in 2004!

[delete_bush]

18. I will never vote

for a Hambonesman

[_Jumper_]

19. He is the only candidate that can win in the South

He is the only candidate that will get people with Confederate flags on their pickup trucks to vote for us because their kids need ham sandwiches too.

[salinen]

20. Hamm be the man

[QC]

21. Only if he chooses Redeye Gravy for his running mate!

[Kipepeo]

23. I'm gonna have to go with..

Taters as his running mate. I have heard Red Eye Gravy has some anger issues.

[QC]

24. True about Redeye--I think it's all that coffee that makes him that way.

[DieboldMustDie]

22. Hamm & Deggs....

all the way ;)

[bhunt70]

25. He'll certainly win virginia.

[AntiCoup2K4]

26. With all the locked threads, I think there's some Hammophobia at DU

:(

[countmyvote4real]

29. AntiCoup2k, You win best ham. Brilliant!

Best hamm response I've seen so far.

[Bolo Boffin]

27. I understand his wife hasn't been seen at any of the campaign stops.

Every reporter has the same question. " Where's Suey?" they say. Over and over again..."Suey? Suey?"

[bigtree]

28. Damn Hamm

Too much pork-barrel spending. But he brings home the bacon.

[FeelinGarfunkelly]

30. Piggy endorses Hamm

Miss Piggy endorsed Vincent Hamm late Monday evening, which probably led to his stunning performance at Dixville Notch. Future endorsements from key targets such as Yura Hogg and the pig from Piggly Wiggly supermarkets could swing the Southern vote in his favor.

[hellhathnofury]

31. Depends who the Veep is.

A Hamm/Lieberman ticket might do it.

[Donkeyboy75]

34. I thought Lieberman turned down that ticket...

Something about his religion and not being able to "stomach" Hamm.

[overground1]

37. He is barred from appearing on a Hamm ticket

[Loren645]

33. Hell yes! He's the best thing since sliced bread.

He's even better on sliced bread.

[RafterMan]

35. Good campaign handouts

Hey, it beats Clark bars...

[Loren645]

36. He's our only hope.

God help us if Hamm goes south.
Er, doesn't go south...
Whatever.