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genius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 12:27 AM
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Bush's top reasons for not meeting with Cindy (from Bush's point of view)
Edited on Mon Aug-15-05 12:33 AM by genius
http://mhull.rupa.com/BullG148.pdf

1. What’s a serviceman?

4. If I ride my bike to see her, I might fall off.

3. I need to wait until no-one can tell I’m drunk and on cocaine. Forget that. It’ll never happen.

5. Dick didn’t tell me anybody died in Iraq. She must be making it up.

2. I was right in going to war to kick Hugo out of Iraq. He’s giving oil to the people.

7. Laura crashed my car and I can’t walk in a straight line.

6. Mothers. Yuck!

7. I’ve always been AWOL when it comes to duty. Why should I break a good habit?

9. This is my vacation. Maybe in a couple, years when I go to work, I’ll see her.

3. I can’t tell her why I really went to war with Iraq. They’d impeach me and lock me up.

10. I’m waiting for Dick to give the OK

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Clearly, they took note of the fact that Bush can't count.

This comic is great. If you have any trouble connecting to the site, go to mhull.rupa.com and click on the link to Episode 148. If you get a chance, read the back issues. The comic really makes a statement about the Bush Administration.

The kids who do this comic also had a scene in their latest comic where Bully George expresses concern about the resolutions that were adopted by the California Democratic Executive Board on July 31st, calling for a lowering of the voting age, for an Iraqi Children's War Memorial and for the extradition of Posada a copy of which was immediately faxed to the attorney's handling the extradition). If anyone wants to know more about these resolutions (particularly the one calling for a lowering of the voting age and for "full youth participation in conventions, caucuses, committees and other meetings and events in our Party," contact any member of the California Democratic Executive Board and ask them to fax you a copy of the July 31, 2005 consent calendar, containing resolutions LA05.14, SAC05.36, and SAC05.39. There is a congratulatory note about the resolutions at patrickhenrythinktank.org Those working for the extradition of Posada should thank Placido Salazar, who spoke on behalf of the resolution to extradite Posada at the Resolution committee meeting and let them know the urgency of of this resolution. The people of the clubs and ADs that put this together, the members of the resolutions committee (particularly Inola Henry, John Hanna, Ted Smith and Barbara Graves) and the members of the Executive Board also deserve tons of appreciation from all people who care about these issues.

The Bully George comics are great. Perhaps, we should write letters to encourage the New York Times to carry the series.
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Padme Amidala Donating Member (401 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 01:21 AM
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1. Cindy might get a kick out of this. Someone send it to her.
Bush really has no excuse for not seeing Cindy - except that he is a cold, uncaring jerk.
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cliss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 01:10 PM
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8. You're right.
The most devastating part of Cindy's strategy is that he's ON VACATION. While people are struggling in Iraq, he sits on his ass and drinks Mai-Tai's and watches golf on TV.

Just absurd. The rest of the world knows it, and is disgusted.
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Meeker Morgan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 01:38 AM
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2. The only real reason ...
... is he just doesn't give a damn. :mad:
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nookiemonster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 05:59 AM
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5. Nailed it!
n/t
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julianer Donating Member (964 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 04:00 AM
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3. Do you have any more info
about Posada's extradition?

Last I heard the court had ordered an investigation into the Bay of Pigs, which seems strange (though I may be wrong about this).

Do you have any news or links?
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genius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 12:57 PM
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7. The resolution was faxed to the extradition attorney after it passed.
The gentleman who spoke on behalf of the resolution was planning to attend the extradition hearing. Originally, the resolution was slated to be postponted. But Salazar pointed out the urgency. His speech got it to the floor on July 31st with the calendar.

Margaret Prescott of KPFK is really committed to the extradition. If you can reach her, she may have more information on Posada.

If you want the link to the resolution, there is a link to the exact wording and comment about the passage at patrickhenrythinktank.org
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barb162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 04:31 AM
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4. Here's another one: I feel off the couch and hit my head while I
was eating pretzels
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genius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 07:52 PM
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10. That's a good one.
Gee, I forgot to send him pretzels for his birthday. I'll definitely have to send him some pretzels before he goes back to work. With some luck, maybe we won't have to worry about the next war.
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nookiemonster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 06:10 AM
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6. 11. Laura spilled the bongwater.
:silly:
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Imagevision Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 02:01 PM
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9. Bush has to show "the have mores" he's in control!
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Inland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 08:27 PM
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11. The numbering's a nice touch nt.
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