RepublicanPress: Kids Book Like Bill O'Reilly's!

[republicanpress]

Hey boys and girls! Did you see where Bill O’Reilly of FoxNews channel has written a book for kids? Vic was so excited about this news he nearly blew his egg yolk in his pants! Bill has made a fortune off of his books, so Vic has decided to write a book about morals and values for kids too and try to cash in on this gravy train!

Vic knows that this is an election year, and you boys and girls are probably overwhelmed by all the grownup issues on the news! Wow-ee, cutting through all the liberal propaganda can be hard. Especially when the liberal-fu**ing-media is out to smear our brave leader, President Bush. So guess who the liberal media wants to be the next President? John F**king Kerry that's who! What a bastard John F**king Ker*y is! I bet John F**king Ke**y is a mothe*-Fu*king Frenchman that would pussy foot around with the terrorists!

http://www.republicanpress.com/artman/publish/article_49.shtml

[madeline_con]

1. "COCK-A-DOODLE-DO! WOW-WEE this book is a must read!"

Vic, you rule!!! :bounce:

[snowbear]

2. Ok... I have to admit, at first I wasn't sure about your site...

I mean ..."Republican Press"?!? x(

But after reading some of the stories and articles there, what a crack up!!

That post about the Tribe in Arizona who presented Bush with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, "Walking Eagle" after a speech he gave was too funny!! :rofl:

A reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they come to select the name given to the President.

After Bush's motorcade departed, they explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird "so full of shit it can no longer fly."

Ok.. Come on.. is that story true?? Sounds like a great choice for a name!

Very funny stuff over there!