"Howard Dean will fuck your shit up"

[Capn Sunshine]

Maybe the pink tutus will get the message sometime this century.This from our cranky friend, Rudepundit:
Howard Dean Will Fuck Your Shit Up (Redux):
The Rude Pundit's said it before and he'll say it again: Howard Dean will fuck your shit up. Stand that motherfucker up at the gates of hell. Let that son of a bitch loose in the dainty Democratic china shop and let's break some fuckin' dishes. Howard Dean knows the score, man; he knows that the faithful, those who actually believe that the fight is not the path to surrender, want a spokesperson who's willing to pick up the unpinned grenade that just landed near him and shove it up the ass of the enemy who tossed it. Goddamn, it would have been magnificent to have seen him debate the President. On stage, Bush would have been begging for the privilege to lick the sweat off Dean's balls.

Listen to the crowd at the Take Back America conference last week, who are almost orgasmically gasping in joy at the viciousness with which Dean attacked the Republicans, calling them the party of people "who never made an honest living in their lives," with a "dark, difficult, dishonest vision" of America. Then, in an effort to clarify his remarks this past Monday in a talk with minority journalists, Dean said the Republicans are "not very friendly to different kinds of people. They're a pretty monolithic party. They pretty much--they all behave the same and they all look the same, and they all--you know, it's pretty much a white, Christian party. And the Democrats here adopt everybody you can think of in our party."

Challenged on the Today show yesterday by Matt "Behold My Stubbly Mane That Indicates I Am a Grown-Up" Lauer, Dean picked up Lauer, slammed him on the faux coffee table and whispered, calmly, in Lauer's ear that Democrats are tired of being the bottoms of the political fuck machine. He said, "They have the agenda of the conservative Christians...the Republicans don't include people. Look, they are outside the mainstream." And Dean wasn't afraid to invoke truly inclusive Democratic ideas: "They have used words like quota to try to separate black from white Americans. They did scapegoat gay Americans by putting an anti-gay amendment on it--in 11 states where gay marriage is already against the law. And they are attacking immigrants. Two--two Republican congressmen, Jim Sensenbrenner and Tom Tancredo, have incredible anti-immigrant legislation. This is not the way America needs to be." Calling out motherfuckers for fucking their mothers is as brutally truthful as politics gets.

More........
http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/

[ClintonTyree]

1. I love it....

that should be on a bumpersticker.

Howard Dean Will Fuck Your Shit Up!

That's a pretty strong message. ;)

As a matter of fact, I'm going to change my sig line right now to reflect the fact that HOWARD DEAN WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP! :)

[tridim]

24. I was going to say.. Perfect T-Shirt material

Run with it.

[Imagevision]

29. Viva Howard Dean - Viva Howard Dean!!

[PassingFair]

2. He f**ked my sh** up several years ago.

Now I can see straight.

Go Howard! Go Progressives!

[Capn Sunshine]

3. Fuckin' A!

:woohoo:

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

23. Clandestine

bump

[knowbody0]

4. im gonna orgasmically clap all day

we're all here cuz somebody fucked our mama

[coloradodem2005]

5. That is great.

[malaise]

6. It's the only way to deal with the right

Go Howie!! Let them have it. This politically correct bull does not work.

[Capn Sunshine]

7. I only hope the pink tutus see the light

Biden and Pelosi for example are both on Sunday Talk shows this week

[Cha]

8. I guess ..I'm a rudeposter..cause

I LOVE IT!

I along with everyone else have had 5 freakin' years of this shite..I've had it up to here..

"While the right wing media has tried to portray the Democrats as turning against Dean. Andrea Mitchell, who hasn't seen Alan Greenspan's personal interest rate rise in years ("C'mon, Al, gimme more than a quarter percent"), reported Monday that Dean was "making Democrats nervous."

Those democrats were already "nervous" scaredy cats..afraid of their own shadows...BOO!

[malaise]

9. Isn't Andrea Mitchell

Greenspan's wife?

Energize the base -go Howie!!! To hell with being politically correct. It does not work.

[Cha]

10. Thas right..she is..

Can you imagine if there were a Democratic "Federal Reserve Board" Chairman and his wife was a snarfy pundit on repukes like andrea is with Dems?

[malaise]

12. Yep I can n/t

[Capn Sunshine]

17. well, she IS on the front line

it's the inside the beltway Dems she sees and her world is limited to. Of COURSE they're nervous.

[Andromeda]

11. So much truth in this...

because that's the way most of us (Democrats) feel---like we've been totally screwed and didn't enjoy a minute of it.

When is the rest of the country going to get the message?

Andrea Mitchell needs to have her tongue botoxed.

[Cha]

13. LOL!

Right, about everything!

We're not a bunch of freakin' masochists!

[Davis_X_Machina]

14. Verbera istos, medice, sella!

(That's 'Hit 'em with the chair, Doc!' for the Latin-less....)

[Vickers]

15. I need the t-shirt

:thumbsup:

[quaker bill]

16. This is great stuff

Thanks for posting it up Cap'n.

[lojasmo]

18. Kick. Check out the truthout article too. EOM

[Th1onein]

19. Why should this be surprising to anyone?

The Republicans have been demonizing Dems for a long time, and we've played by another set of rules for too long. It is time we started hitting back. Dean is great. He is hitting back.

It's about time, as far as I'm concerned. And fuck them if they don't like it. They've done this for almost a decade now, the same thing. It's time we had someone hit them in the balls.

I dcn't GIVE a fuck anymore, okay? I'm ready to FIGHT for what I believe in, and Dean is just the point of the sword.

Melanie

[FreedomAngel82]

20. Hell yeah

Howard Dean isn't a bullshitter. He's the right man for the job! Tell the truth and give them hell!

[omega minimo]

21. Ca Ca Pee Pee Poo Poo Doodie Head

Made jya look!

When you guys are done licking the sweat off each other's balls under your pink tutus, women will be over here holding up half the sky.

Yes we need straight talk. And I can see where some folks who have been asleep at the switch for years like the excitement, get adrenalized and testosterstoned to become motivated...

Can't you see that the bully boy bullshit is what got us to the point we are at?

It's a mistake to alienate people that the Democrats need.

It's good that Dean wants to act like a human being who isn't being scripted by handlers. He also makes himself vulnerable to making a misstep. Look at the trouble Repugs caused with the "Dean scream."

We need all the folks with gumption, not just the ones with scrotums.

:bounce::bounce:
:kick:

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

22. TRP

Always a favorite.

[gmsage]

25. If Dean is serious about this....

...and not just playing, I'm in. No more Republican light, right?

I supported Dean during the primaries, but settled for Kerry because he was better on my main issue, ending the federal war against marijuana. I also did not anticipate the Swift Boat propaganda or for that matter their treatment of Max Cleland. Whatta country! The Red Stater's claim to worship veterans and then vote to flush them down the toilet. I disagreed with Dean that Bush the elders war against Iraq was justified, but I let it slide.

Dr. Dean was not committal about ending the DEA's reign of terror against medical users of marijuana or for that matter the prosecution of the Drug War in general, but I set aside an issue near and dear to my heart in order to displace Emperor Bush and his gang of International criminals. I had trouble supporting John Edwards as vice president for the same reason. He has consistently voted to continue harrassing sick people for using a medicinal plant, but he did stand against this illegal war in Iraq so I wound up supporting the ticket. I still have a "Kerry" sticker on our Bronco II, and covered the one on our other car with a "Visualize Impeachment" sticker. I refused to wear a Kerry/Edwards button throughout the election.

Dean was right to oppose Bush Jr's War in Iraq, and as the death toll of innocent people in Iraq mounts, and the 1600+ Aluminum Transfer Cases containing American GI's attests to that. Still, I think the DNC must consider running candidates for public office who are willing to rethink American drug policy and quit sending us this parade of prohibitionists. Ending the War on marijuana "possessors" must be put in the Democratic Party platform. Remember, the current War on "some" Drugs is the dark side of the New Deal, and it was foisted upon us by FDR, but expanded by Nixon, Bush I, Clinton, and Bush II. Jimmy Carter tried to change things but wound up getting embarrassed apparently by problems controlling the Yippies, who BTW, I still identify with more than any political faction in Amerika. Can't help it, I grew up Yippie even though, (or because) my father was a cop. Nonetheless, I am tired of voting against my own interests and won't do it anymore.

In the end, I thought that Kerry was the candidate who could beat that smirking piece of shit who has been occupying the White House. Ohio still makes me wonder if I was right or wrong. I really thought that the nation's hatred of Bush would have driven the Fundies from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, but like mold spores they seem to be hard to eliminate completely.

Here's to hoping the DNC "gets it's mind right"...

Yippieee..........

[dorktv]

26. As a former congressional candidate I have yet to see why

we continue the war on drugs. I would have gone on record about that but no one asked.:P

[dbt]

27. Mmm. Meaty, Beaty, Big and Bouncy!

Dr. Dean can see for miles and miles!

[saracat]

28. This is truly vulgar. It seems wrong to associate our Chair with this kind

of verbiage! JMHO!

[JNelson6563]

30. He really is rocking the neo-cons' world

as no one else has. I love it. :toast:

Julie

[ismnotwasm]

31. Language I can relate to

Do we dance around our college english volcabulary? Or do we get all street on their asses and fight? I need a tee shirt.