Jon Stewart Just Ripped Robert Novack and G.Gordon a new *ssh*le!!!

[Up2Late]

Oh, man, It's great to have NEW Daily Show's!

[deadparrot]

1. Moving onto DeLay now.

Whoohoo. :)

[Liberal Veteran]

2. I heard a GGL quote on Deep Throat yesterday...

And he called him a coward for not testifying before the grand jury.

Sounded more to me like Liddy was just pissed he lost all those years of frothing at the mouth and spewing hatred toward DT.

He's such an asshole.

[longship]

5. Bunch of Nixonians did testify in front of GJ.

They all went to prison for Perjury!

[Up2Late]

7. Is it wrong that I hope G. Gordon was somebody's Girlfriend

while in prison?:evilgrin:

[ogradda]

3. I can't wait until it's on here.

I was going to bed early tonite too. :)

[Up2Late]

8. Take a nap now, you have got to see at least the first 15 mins.

Oh, now A. Spector (PA-R)defending Stem Cell Research/Snowflake Babies!:evilgrin:

[hippiechick]

4. Clues for the Cable impaired ?

:shrug:

[Democrat 4 Ever]

6. This is a DO NOT MISS show tonight! He is burning Tom DeLay

so bad we have a bonfire going! I won't spoil anything for the Left Coast crowd but TiVo, tape, or stay up late and laugh your ass off.

Jon Stewart for president! Or at least president of a new channel.

[hippiechick]

10. Thanks but without cable I can't do any of those things ...

:(

[cestpaspossible]

12. You might be able to view some later at comedycentral.com

[Up2Late]

15. I don't remember the guys screen name, but someone here...

...usually posts the shows that are really good.

Sometime he posts them in both GD and GD: Politics, but most of the time it's GD about an hour after the show.

I'm not that fast, but I could possibly have it here by 3:00am EDT Would that work for you? :shrug:

[Up2Late]

29. Coltrane just posted the Main video clip from last nights Daily Show

over at Crooks and Liars, here are the links:

<http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=132&topic_id=1823271#1823348>

<http://www.crooksandliars.com/2005/06/01.html#a3233>

[Initech]

19. I saw that.

It was freaking hilarious!

I love how he showed the list of "crimes NOT committed by DeLay". That was classic!

[frankly_fedup2]

9. They are not embryos. They are zygotes. They are not an embryo until

they have attached to the uterine wall. Remember the monthly thing we women go through. That is our uterine lining coming out because no fertilized egg attached to the wall. Who knows, we could have had a fertilized egg or two, but if they do not attach to the uterine wall, it comes out with our menses.

Why doesn't someone just explain this to them like this. It seems more sensible to me . . . or is it just me???

[orleans]

13. good point.

i just googled "zygote blastocyst embryo" and the second hit was a site called family.org and according to them life begins at the zygote stage.

but i guess bush has never heard of a zygote. everyone is afraid to tell him about it--he wouldn't understand--he'd confuse it with a goat--which would remind him of those horses he used to mess around with.

[spooky3]

14. As in My Pet Zygote?

[RaleighNCDUer]

16. Ya beat me to it. nt

[orleans]

21. I love it! I think we should write a children's book!

perfect.................!

edit to add:

[Up2Late]

17. Check out this site, it's very cool, covers the topic completely

<http://www.visembryo.com/baby/hp.html>

The stage they freeze the extra "blastocyst" is stage 4 on this interactive graphic.

[Maraya1969]

24. I think we should start referring it to a clump of cells - that is basical

what it is.

[Up2Late]

18. But zygote and blastocyst didn't "Test" well with the focus group.

If think I'm kidding, check out the "Frontline" show "The Persuaders" or just Google "Frank Luntz"

<http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/persuaders/>

[orleans]

20. Frank Luntz---there was some major thing with him that came out

the past year or so....i forget....what the hell was it? it's driving me crazy...

[Up2Late]

23. He was on the Daily Show a few weeks ago

He was the Evil Yoda, you saw that one Right? It was with Samantha B:evilgrin:

[orleans]

27. now i remember who frank luntz is, the master of truth twisting words

"A longtime public-opinion specialist who helped frame the GOP's "Contract with America" in 1994, Luntz doesn't make policy, but he's a master at packaging it. The 43-year-old founder of the Virginia-based Luntz Research Companies was the author of "Straight Talk," a confidential memo—leaked to the media in 2003—that coached Bush administration officials and GOP supporters on marketing a wide range of policies. "The environment is probably the single issue on which Republicans in general—and President Bush in particular—are most vulnerable," Luntz warned. "Any discussion . . . has to be grounded in an effort to reassure a skeptical public that you care about the environment for its own sake—that your intentions are strictly honorable."

"To that end, Luntz suggested new White House phrasing on subjects like global warming (though "the scientific debate is closing against us," he wrote, minds could be eased by making "the lack of scientific certainty a primary issue"). He also laid out specific language designed to soothe voters. Some of it, such as the phrase "Safer, cleaner, and healthier," soon showed up verbatim in speeches by GOP policymakers.

SOUND BITE: "Climate change is less frightening than 'global warming,'" Luntz wrote in "Straight Talk." "Global warming has catastrophic connotations attached to it, climate change suggests a more controllable and less emotional challenge."

NEXT UP: In February, Luntz released a 160-page strategy memo, titled "The New American Lexicon," to help the GOP open up ANWR for oil drilling, emerge victorious in the 2006 midterm elections, and pursue other key goals. "Never say: 'drilling for oil,'" the document advises. "Instead say: 'exploring for energy.' . . . When you talk about energy," it adds, "use words like 'responsible' and 'balanced,' and always address your concern for the environment."

http://outside.away.com/outside/features/200505/counter-enviroment-power-list-17.html

[Up2Late]

28. Yup, that's the guy, PLUS he is the author of the SS "Playbook" that ...

...was circulated around the Internet a few months ago.

[Jane Austin]

26. He was an MSNBC analyst, but he failed to disclose that he was on the

payroll of the Republican party.

So he lost that MSNBC gig.

Poor Tweety. He really loved that guy. Had him on all the time.

Was that what you were trying to remember?

Or maybe it was that you found out that that mop of hair is a toupee. Or so all the jokes go.

[Up2Late]

11. Who the hell is this Hippy?

An American Idol Red-neck?

[Up2Late]

22. Anyone posted Tonight's Daily Show Yet tonight?

I recorded it, and am about to compress it, but If some already did it, I won't bother.:shrug:

[Up2Late]

25. Coltrane just posted the Main video clip from tonight

Here the link: <http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=132&topic_id=1823271#1823348>

Or here if you want to go directly to Crooks and Liars

<http://www.crooksandliars.com/2005/06/01.html#a3233>

[Up2Late]

30. 7:00pm EDT replay coming up NOW

This one is not to be missed!

[Fire Walk With Me]

31. You are EXCITED, about the house of Jon

Wish I still had cable. DS rules, has from day one.