Items for a President Bush time capsule....

[democrank]

Items for George W. Bush time capsule:
1. Duct tape
2. Photo of Karla Faye Tucker
3. Video...."Apocalypse Now"
4. World map with Rove`s YOU ARE HERE Post-It Note
5. Photo of Christopher Reeve
6. Orange jumpsuit
7. Scooter riding manual
8. Debate-winning answering device
9. Electrode from seat 18-B on CIA ghost plane
10. Map of Mesopotamia
11. Mission Accomplished banner
12. Minutes from Cheney`s secret energy task force meeting
13. Copy of "My Pet Goat"
14. Case of black redaction markers
15. Official Western White House chainsaw
16. Recording from telemarketer in India.."Hello,my name is Wendy"
17. Granite rubbing from the Vietnam Memorial
18. Land mine
19. Bottle of "W" ketchup
20. Halo craft kit

[Lisa]

1. don' t forget Poland!

And, of course, a bag of pretzels.

[XemaSab]

4. ROFL!!!!!!!!

n/t

[nankerphelge]

5. Easy swallow pretzels.

[sharonking21]

2. Some of these might work . .

I actually made them up as Republican inaugural party favors, but some might work for the time capsule too.

PARTY FAVORS FOR REPUBLICANS ATTENDING BUSH 2005 INAUGURAL DINNER

1.Detailed pre-invasion map of Iran done in precious stones set in gold.

2.Backup maps of Syria and Korea—semiprecious stones set in silver.

3.Gold-leaf-framed pink slip from Ohio.

4.Porcelain reliquary containing bloody bandage from heroic US soldier who died fighting for freedom in Iraq.

5.Parchment death certificate for rejected applicant who died waiting for Food Stamps.

6.Stock certificate from Enron, enshrined in unbreakable plastic.

7.Leather-bound book, Starving the Beast,” by a leading conservative outlining the advantages of deficit financing.

8.Color photograph of George W. Bush in robes and crown.

9.Censored copy of the U.S. Constitution, complete with holes.

10.Advance copy of proposed legislation to be entitled, Patriot Act III.

11.Mock invoice to American people for waging war to spread freedom around the world.

12.An authentic and documented few molecules of Donald Rumsfeld’s “souvenir” from the World Trade Center, to be saved as a holy relic commemorating Bush’s re-election.

[blogbear]

3. squirt gun?

[Selatius]

6. You must add this:

[Liberty Belle]

7. Earphone and wire he wore in debates.

[despairing optimist]

8. Rusted part from his ANG fighter jet, stained coke spoon, dirty shot glass

military service records with lots of black marks; fountain pen that signed 150 death warrants; fountain pens that signed Patriot Act, tax cuts for millionaires that bankrupted Treasury, approval for invading Iraq; fountain pen that *would have signed* Social Security elimination act; a brush hog from Crawford ranch; a daily briefing from 8/16/01 about Bin Laden attack threat.

How big is the time capsule?

[Wilms]

9. Can we just put Bush in the capsule.

And forget where it's buried. :shrug:

[Dem2theMax]

15. Yeah! Favorite post of the day!

[NV Whino]

10. Great post!

And, don't forget Terry Sciavo's feeding tube.

[dhinojosa]

11. 30,000 Kerry votes that were never counted (eom)

[zann725]

16. Actually, I think it's actually about 5,000,000...more or less.

But who's counting? Unfortunately.

[Griffy]

19. 30,000... try 3,000,000! Kerry won, bush cheated! thats the problem! nt

[LiberalFighter]

12. Picture of gw*dipshit falling off of Segway

Picture of gw*dipshit dropping dog
Picture of gw*dipshit with "Mission Accomplished" in background

Cocaine
Original Drivers License
Drunk Driving record
Texas ANG documents

[paineinthearse]

13. This one? DUH!!!!

[Contrary1]

14. Coke spoon...

and "missing" military records.

[Clark2008]

17. Karl Rove

eom

[Griffy]

18. pint of blood.... nt