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JackD76 Donating Member (220 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 08:13 PM
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What Would Jesus Do?
So, the Republicans claim to be the party of God, right? One thing that i am confused about is why would Jesus want to do the following things:

1. Make it harder for people to get out of debt.

2. Drill for oil in wild life refuges.

3. Make deep cuts in social security.

4. Make it harder to sue a doctor for fucking you up.

5. Invade Iraq and kill over one hundred thousand people.

Just to name a few.

So please tell me, why does Jesus want to do these things?
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politicaholic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 08:20 PM
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1. Because Jesus was gay and gay people are evil.
You're talking about a group of people that put God on the dollar, the very symbol of greed. Sane they ain't.

Don't try to make them justify themselves. They're just laying bricks of the road to the hell of their own making.
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El Supremo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 08:20 PM
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2. If you were a republican...
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kevinmc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 08:26 PM
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3. These People are........
The Anti-Christ.
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realisticphish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 08:29 PM
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4. no, no, that's WUSS jesus
Edited on Tue Mar-15-05 08:29 PM by realisticphish
they worship REPUBLICAN jesus, who was a badass-mofo.
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Erika Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 08:37 PM
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6. Jesus was a "Gasp" socialist!
Who believed the poor and needy had worth! To make it worse, He thinks society should take care of these people.
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Enquiringkitty Donating Member (721 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 08:33 PM
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5. Repugs only want separation of church and state when they are wrong.
Jesus said killing is wrong, bombs kill people, we think bombing Iraq is the right thing to do.....we can not let our religious values interfere with government doing what is best for the people...therfore, bombing Iraq and killing people is the right thing for America. SO, yes! killing is wrong and bombing Iraq is right....it's God's will and no man can know the mind of God. Kill them all and let God sort them out.

Sound about right?
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Erika Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 08:39 PM
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7. Old Falwell put it best
We should kill everyone of these killers so the killing will stop.

What humanity, what insight, what self introspection.
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JackD76 Donating Member (220 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 08:42 PM
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8. Here we go
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spikesmom Donating Member (61 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 11:33 PM
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9. Jesus Wouldn't Shop At Walmart
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thecai Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 11:38 PM
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10. Even The Devil Can Appear As An Angel of Light
There are many false christs and false prophets, performing signs and wonders, to deceive the very elect, if possible.
You'll know them by their fruits. The fruit of The Holy Spirit is Love, Peace, Joy, Goodness, Kindness, Gentleness, Faithfulness, Patience, and Self-Control.
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