Little Joke to lighten the mood

[RunningFromCongress]

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?





A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. WHY DO YOU HATE FREEDOM?


Funny, because it's true....

[Roland99]

1. Two Thumbscrews Up!

[Downtown Hound]

2. Good one!

[classof56]

3. Good one! Sad but true--thanks for the chuckle. n/t

[lovedems]

4. Here are a couple (one is from Groundhog Day!)

"Today is Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address. As Air
> America Radio pointed out, it is an ironic juxtaposition: one involves
> a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little
> intelligence for prognostication and the other involves a groundhog."

And this one

George Bush, Dick Cheney, and Condi Rice were flying over the country in Air Force 1. George said, "I could throw a thousand dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy". Condi says, "I could throw 10 one hundred dollar bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."
Dick says, "Well, I could throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy!"

The pilots, overhearing the conversation, roll their eyes and say, "We could throw the 3 of them out the window and make 56 million people happy!"

[madinmaryland]

5. Thanks!

I liked the second one!

56 million and the rest of the world!