NAME THAT BILL ! Put a name on the BushCo. Soc. Security Bill!

[Vinnie From Indy]

I like:

The Freest Freedom, Liberty, Small Puppy, All You Can Eat, Complimentary, Crystal Clear Mountain Stream, For the Children,In Defense of God, Found Money,Keep the Elderly From Starving, Social Security Enhancement Act of 2005

[murray hill farm]

1. how about...

the keep smiling while we fuck ya bill.

[pilgrimsoul]

2. How about "Got Cat Food?" eom

[koopie57]

3. Let Granny eat Grass

heard before but can't remember where.

[JoMama49]

4. How bout "grandma's worst nightmare" n/t

[FormerDittoHead]

5. Be SERIOUS - "The Social Security Rescue & Deficit Reduction Act"...

although their proposal has NOTHING to do with "saving" it, and there isn't anyone, not even in the right wing media who doesn't acknowledge it will make deficits SOAR, it's their habit to name bills 180 degrees from what it actually does..

[stray cat]

6. operation imaginary profit

[chicagojoe]

7. Fuck You, We're Taking Your Money.

[MichiganVote]

8. Secure Fidelity Funds

[Nothing Without Hope]

9. The SOCIAL SECURITY PIRATIZATION SCAM, or...

or
The SOCIAL SECURITY PIRATING SCAM
The SS SCAM
The SS PIRATED EDITION
The SS PIRATE PLAN
The SS LOOTING SCAM

[Career Prole]

10. The Golden Fleecing, The Safe Cracker,

or The Lock-Box Grab-Bag.

[FormerDittoHead]

11. The "Work Until You Die" Act

[LittleClarkie]

12. The inexplicably attached to 9/11 bill

Hey, it's worked well so far.

(secretly called the Cha-ching, bling, bling" bill amongst those in the know)

The "Money is the Root of all Evil" bill. The more of it we take away from you, the more righteous you will be.

[stray cat]

13. enduring poverty, robin hood reversal

[Nimrod]

14. Operation FUTEP

As in "Fuck the poor"

[merh]

15. The Skull & Cross Bones Act a/k/a Piratization of Social Security

or Here today, gone tomorrow!

[snippy]

16. It is the "Your Parents Are Going To Move In With You" bill.

Young republicans will not tolerate that.

[cindyw]

17. Social Security Reduction Act

nt

[Simeon Salus]

18. The PILFER Act

"Protection of Investment Law For Economic Renewal"

[Simeon Salus]

19. or "Personal Investment Legislation For Economic Recovery"

[Davis_X_Machina]

20. The...

...Financial Services Full Employment and Guaranteed Profitability in Pepetuity Act of 2005.

Not a snappy acronym, but an accurate title.

[Historic NY]

21. "Brother can you spare a dime".

[alcuno]

22. The Wall Street Enabling Act

[DemGirl7]

23. the name should be " The Dance and than Piss on FDR's Grave Act" n/t

[BeFree]

24. The Taking

As in: Taking Security out of Social Security

TOSS for short

[MissWaverly]

25. trash for cash

I like this slogan

:toast:

[hector459]

26. Social Insecurity Act of 2005.

Voo Doo Retirement Act of 2005

Bet Your Future Act of 2005

American Standard of Living Demolition Act of 2005

The No Deal Act of 2005

Stock Market Security Act of 2005

Broker's Wet Dream Act of 2005

[ClassWarrior]

27. The Radical RW Crapshoot.

NGU.

[Rosco T.]

28. "The Raw Deal" n/m

[ClassWarrior]

29. Ooooh. Nice twist.

NGU.

[July]

30. The George W. Ponzi bill. nt

[dogman]

31. The Cash In On An Inflated Market While Tax Rates Are Low Bill

Or Take The Money And Run Act

[calimary]

32. Social Insecurity

Social Security PIRATIZATION (several great minds on this thread went to this one)

The IGMFU Bill - (I Got Mine - F-U)

Operation Smash-n-Grab.

Promise-BREAKERS.

Selfishness Inc.

The Every Man For Himself Bill.

Break the Bank.

Retirement Roulette (Harry Reid came up with this one).

Tough Luck.

Project Cat Food.

The Let 'em Eat Cake Bill.

Brought to you by your "friends" in the GOP - Greedy Old Party or Get Old People.