Sound's Like Idiotfuck Worked With A Speech Therapist

[Dinger]

He seems like he's trying too hard to "sound right." It's like he's trying way too hard to talk. What's up with that?

[Bluebear]

1. Boy, that Texas "accent" really comes and goes

I heard a New England "rawther" slip out earlier. Oops.

[MalachiConstant]

6. rawther?

we don't say that. we just skip the "r's" all together

[Bluebear]

9. Sure we do. Boston brahmin style

You've never heard anyone taking a bawth?

[MalachiConstant]

11. i pok my cah in the garage, but i don't take a bawth

[MalachiConstant]

2. he sounds like a robot, a really dumb one.

it seems like he says everything twice in his head before he speaks aloud.

[sendero]

3. He's sounded like that..

... for a while now. Over-enunciating words. Putting strange emphasis on inappropriate syllables.

That's our Bush** :)

[Bouncy Ball]

4. I can tell they told him to overpronounce everything.

He is OVER enunciating. I've studied speech communication and linguistics quite a bit. I could tell immediately he was overenunciating. Yeah, I'm positive someone told him to do that.

Funny thing is, it actually makes him sound DUMBER and that's pretty damn hard to do.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. Sometimes people carefully overenunciate when they're drunk.

You don't suppose...?

[Bouncy Ball]

10. Yes, they do that then, too.

Just like they are overly careful to do many other things correctly when they have been drinking such as walking.

[Dinger]

8. I Am Not Well-Versed On This Topic. Thank You For Your Input

[salvorhardin]

5. Well, you know...

it's the psychiatric drugs they have to keep him on...

There is no pain, you are receding.
A distant ship’s smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I can’t hear what you’re sayin’.
When I was a child I had a fever.
My hands felt just like two balloons.
Now I got that feeling once again.
I can’t explain, you would not understand.
This is not how I am.
I have become comfortably numb.

[Neshanic]

12. Here's a rabbit for ya grandma..............ta have!

There were a couple of sentences that he pulled that speaking gap boner. I instantly thought of that cartoon........ya see.