Bush declares war on America's Democrats!!

[msongs]

This just in, a predicition of Bush's State of the Union tonight:

"George W Bush and his corporate minions supported by the Amercian Taliban, a cohesive group of right wing christ-ians who desire to shove their version of christ-iantiy down the throats of all living humans, declared war on all Americans who describe them selves as members of or supporters of the Democratic Party.

Bush, endorsing proposals intended as much to destroy Democrats as to make meaningful changes in the lives of Americans, proposed a series of schemes designed to put working Americans' money into the hands of his corporate masters. bush, who has demonstrated massive financial incompetence and empolyed economic plans even a grade schooler could analyze as plain fiancially stupid, left no assurances behind as he told Americans to trust the corporations, because if Americans' money was squandered in Bush's schemes, it would be gone forever and tough luck.

Furthering his agenda to demonize all humans who are not Republican Party memebers and also members of various right wing christ-ian republican groups, Bush promised an unending flow of tax payer funded welfare money so that the right wing church preachers would never have to get real jobs and could slop at the public trough forever in exchange for the votes. Describing his scheme as blatant vote buying, Bush told the assembled congress that he was the president and too bad if you do not like it. He further promised to spend his political capital and taxpayer money any way he felt was best as his deficit was so huge another 100 trillion in debt didnt matter as long as it was used to eliminate breathing democrats and put a stop to all the equality nonsense.

Commenting briefly on allegations of Republican voter fraud, Bush said all that was in the past, as with no democrats allowed to vote, fraud would no longer occur.

With a look of a tear in his eye, he concluded his speech by saying, "God bless the USA except for liberals, homosexuals, and anybody who has ever had sex outside of marriage or inside of marriage with somebody who is not your spouse."

The assembled congress, outraged that they had been denied the blessings of the God of Bush, sat on their hands.

Msongs
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PS - lets see how close this matches the actual speech.