State of the Union Drinking Game

[marions ghost]

http://www.commondreams.org/views05/0202-29.htm

The George W Bush 2005 State of the Union Drinking Game
White guy in suit looks to extend winning streak
by Will Durst

What you will need:

Four taxpayers: including 1 white guy wearing a suit, 2 people wearing normal clothes (one wearing a blue shirt, the other in a red shirt) and 1 dressed as an old person. (Note: shawls are nice) A shot glass per person. Everybody brings one, group them on table. White guy in suit gets first choice, red shirt picks second and blue shirt gets third choice. Bowl each of guacamole and chips. 5 bucks. Everybody antes. Much beer. Senior citizen gets cheapest crap you can find, like Old Milwaukee Lite: white guy in suit drinks import of choice and everyone else chips in to buy it; the other two fight it out over Bud and Miller Lite.

Rules of the game:

1. Whenever President Bush uses the words: "tax relief," "mandate" or "bipartisan," drink a shot of beer.

2. Whenever George W mispronounces "Allawi," "nuclear" or "terrorism," last person to knock on wood drinks two shots of beer.

3. If he mispronounces "shiite": first person to stop laughing exempt from drinking three shots.

4. If the President says the word "Texas," last person to give the longhorn sign and yell "Yeehah!" has to drink two shots of beer.

5. Whenever George W talks about saving social security, senior citizen takes a shot of beer. First time the President uses the word "personalization," take two shots. Add another shot for each additional "personalization."

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[NewInNewJ.]

1. You

left out God.

[Endangered Specie]

2. This version is better:

:evilgrin:

http://www.drinkinggame.us/

[kedrys]

3. whoa.

I'm getting a buzz just *reading* that list...! Thanks! :D

[marions ghost]

4. LOL yeah yours is good too

and better for actual play...

But you gotta read the last paragraph of the one I posted -- pretty sick. Gotta have sick humor at a time like this. Staves off suicide.:argh: