Allawi WINS!

[The Doctor.]

Ok, so elections in Iraq aren't until tomorrow. (a few hours from now)

But I sent the following to everyone on my e-mail list;

"Subject; Allawi wins!
Yay!

Iyad Allawi has won the Iraqi elections!

Now we have a US friendly regime in Iraq who won't go trading oil for Euros!
Our economy is saved! (at least until we have to deal with Iran trading oil for Yuan and Euros...)

Oh, waitaminute... the elections aren't until tomorrow.

Ok, I'll get back to you all then... when we have finished installing a US friendly government.

-G"


So, should we all send this out tonight to gain some credit, or is there something wrong with my assumption?

[bleever]

1. See the Shrub's last interview, where he says he's talked to the

people who will be in power after the election, before he catches himself and says he has no idea who will win.

[rodeodance]

4. did this really happen--bush saying that in an interview??

[rzemanfl]

12. Absolutely. n/t

[rodeodance]

19. wow, just when I think I heard it all-thanks rzemanfl

[The Doctor.]

7. ....

No shit?

Can we get him to say who they are if we ask him, "and will you be willing to work with Allawi after he's elected?"?

that'd be priceless.

[bleever]

15. LOL! That's perfect! n/t

[Cronus Protagonist]

8. Of course, we all know who won

http://bushspeaks.com/home.asp?did=194


"As democracy takes hold in Iraq,
America's mission there will continue."

— G. W. Bush
(Source: The Whitehouse)


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[ChiciB1]

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[Cronus Protagonist]

24. Thanks (eom)

[Sadie5]

16. Do you have a link for shrub's last interview?

Thanks

[Nitrogenica]

2. Expatriots vote was key in Allawi victory

oh wait they don't wanna talk about that.

[msongs]

3. bush gang rigs a third presidential election???????????? oh wait,

allawi is not running for PRESIDENT I think. well, then the bush gang steals a third election is good enuff. Democrats cave again.

Msongs
www.msongs.com

[rodeodance]

5. What exit poll have you been listening to??

[KittyWampus]

27. Third Election? HA! The CIA Has Been Stealing Elections Worldwide

for decades.

The Bush Cabal aren't pikers you know.

[4morewars]

6. The president of Diebold...

promised he would deliver Ohio for Allawi.

[LibertyorDeath]

9. ROTFL......

I demand a recount!!

[tsuki]

14. No, ya kaint haf one. It'd support the terraists.

[The Doctor.]

10. LMAOWSSWVLSL!

(laughing my ass off while scared shitless with very little sanity left.)

Yeah - I kind of like it too.

[The Doctor.]

11. So then E-mail everyone tonight!

Gain some cred.

[rzemanfl]

13. And shoots six people while celebrating his victory. Shooting

guns is a common way of celebrating in Muslim countries, although aiming is considered in poor taste.

[bahrbearian]

21. Thats all he can shoot ,since he packs only a 6 shooter.

Can you imagine him with an AK ?

[rzemanfl]

26. The six was an allusion to the six people we know he's shot. n/t

[bahrbearian]

28. He used a revolver with only six rounds too.

[BuyingThyme]

17. I don't think this is a presidential "election." (Allawi not on ballot.)

This election determines who will eventually SELECT an Iraqi president.

In the Iraqi Constitution that Donald Rumsfeld wrote, the president is not elected by the people; he's selected by the elite...JUST LIKE IN THE UNITED STATES.

[LibertyorDeath]

18. Burn!!!.......Good One!!

Welcome to DU!

"he's selected by the elite...JUST LIKE IN THE UNITED STATES."

[LiberalFighter]

22. Allawi wins.... assassinated shortly after

[Disturbed]

23. Prime Minister, Pres. and two VPs.

Allawi does have a party that is running among around 110 other parties.

The selection of Prime Minister, Pres. and two VPs. and other cabinet positions will be determined by a three member commitee selcted by the 275 members of an Assembly that is a Coaltion of parties that win this election. I am guessing that this Iraqi Govt. will be modeled after the UK model.

[FrenchieCat]

25. At the very least, the Iraqis aren't using the Infamous voting machines...

Can't wait till a few years down the road when they start using them. For now they are using pen and paper (hey, I want that!)....but as of today, they are still unsuspecting and innocent as to what democracy will buy you! Just wait till Deibolt opens a store front over there.