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spooked Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 12:15 PM
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Q. How many Bush Admin. officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

http://www.villagevoice.com/blogs/bushbeat/
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Pachamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 12:21 PM
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1. None-They are too busy "screwing" the American People & the
World that there isn't time for them to screw the lightbulb too!


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Contrary1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 12:25 PM
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2. That depends....
Is the light fixture located in Iraq?
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Soopercali Donating Member (257 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 12:25 PM
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3. I'm sorry, that's classified.
You don't have clearance to turn on the lightbulb. And besides, terrorists are drawn to the light.
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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 01:36 PM
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4. Because we're only allowed to use $5,000 Halliburton "Patriot" light bulbs
Any other light bulbs, and the terra-ists win :(
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jazzjunkysue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 09:06 PM
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5. That's what the domestics are for.
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