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DoYouEverWonder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 12:15 PM
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Caption the megalomaniac
Edited on Sat Jan-29-05 12:23 PM by DoYouEverWonder


So boys and girls, once I finish conquering the Earth, I will be sending you to Mars and beyond to conquer the Universe.


(President Bush visits with a second-grade class at Griegos Elementary School in Albuquerque, N. M, Aug. 15, 2001. White House photo by Moreen Ishikawa.)


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Chipper Chat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 12:18 PM
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1. "Hurry up with your question young man - I have to call Tom Coburn
to investigate these two little girls on my right. They are sitting MUCH too close to each other. I suspect rampant lesbianism."
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 12:18 PM
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2. HA HA look at that girl sitting on that wooden thing.
Even she knows he's a fucking moron.
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rzemanfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 12:28 PM
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3. You have this book, which will tell you everything you need to
Edited on Sat Jan-29-05 12:31 PM by rzemanfl
know, so I am sure you can understand why I am letting the Hubble Space telescope crash and burn. I need the money we'll save to go kill people. Cool, huh?

By the way, am I in that "Heroes" book? I am one you know, just ask any rich person and they'll tell you.

Before I go, I want to thank your teacher for putting the books right side up for me.
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Sabriel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 12:28 PM
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4. "Hey, I just learned the universe is really big! Cool!" n/t
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senexa Donating Member (9 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 12:47 PM
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5. here's the church-Bush version
Here's the mosque,
Here's the steeple,
Open the doors,
and bomb all the people.
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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 12:58 PM
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7. Good one, sadly
Welcome to DU! :hi:
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newyawker99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 06:37 PM
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8. Hi senexa!!
Welcome to DU!! :toast:
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Comicstripper Donating Member (876 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 12:57 PM
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6. "Remember, now...this is just a kid's book. Not the word of God."
Or
"How many of you know how to to use an AK-47?"

Or, finally:
"Nah, I already looked into it. Mr. Rogers can't be Secretary of Education."
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July Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 06:42 PM
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9. More First Lady photo ops.
Someone please wake me if the guy actually DOES something.
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jdots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 06:48 PM
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10. You know kids the liberals want to eat you.......
we are going to privatize the universe in the name of god,not just any god,our special neocon god "Dreckmar God Of Greed"
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