Caption the megalomaniac

[DoYouEverWonder]

So boys and girls, once I finish conquering the Earth, I will be sending you to Mars and beyond to conquer the Universe.


(President Bush visits with a second-grade class at Griegos Elementary School in Albuquerque, N. M, Aug. 15, 2001. White House photo by Moreen Ishikawa.)

[Chipper Chat]

1. "Hurry up with your question young man - I have to call Tom Coburn

to investigate these two little girls on my right. They are sitting MUCH too close to each other. I suspect rampant lesbianism."

[LostInAnomie]

2. HA HA look at that girl sitting on that wooden thing.

Even she knows he's a fucking moron.

[rzemanfl]

3. You have this book, which will tell you everything you need to

know, so I am sure you can understand why I am letting the Hubble Space telescope crash and burn. I need the money we'll save to go kill people. Cool, huh?

By the way, am I in that "Heroes" book? I am one you know, just ask any rich person and they'll tell you.

Before I go, I want to thank your teacher for putting the books right side up for me.

[Sabriel]

4. "Hey, I just learned the universe is really big! Cool!" n/t

[senexa]

5. here's the church-Bush version

Here's the mosque,
Here's the steeple,
Open the doors,
and bomb all the people.

[Sparkly]

7. Good one, sadly

Welcome to DU! :hi:

[newyawker99]

8. Hi senexa!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Comicstripper]

6. "Remember, now...this is just a kid's book. Not the word of God."

Or
"How many of you know how to to use an AK-47?"

Or, finally:
"Nah, I already looked into it. Mr. Rogers can't be Secretary of Education."

[July]

9. More First Lady photo ops.

Someone please wake me if the guy actually DOES something.

[jdots]

10. You know kids the liberals want to eat you.......

we are going to privatize the universe in the name of god,not just any god,our special neocon god "Dreckmar God Of Greed"