Ridge Arrested on Multiple Charges!

[Massacure]

Tom Ridge Arrested on Multiple Charges

January 28, 2005

Tom Ridge was arrested for lewd conduct, shoplifting, and assault at Classy & Sassy ladies boutique, on Reid street.

Authorities documented in a police report that Tom Ridge entered the Classy & Sassy boutique at approximately 11:15 a.m. After failing to emerge from a ladies dressing room stall, store clerks knocked on the door asking if he was 'ok' or needed assistance. Tom Ridge was then reported to have exited the dressing room wearing high heel shoes, women's thong underwear and matching bra along with a dress wrapped around his head as a hat.

Tom Ridge allegedly began dancing and skipping around the store shouting "I'm a pretty princess" over and over, according to witness reports. When asked by the manager to leave the store, Tom Ridge squatted in the front lobby and defecated on the floor. He then picked up his feces with his hand, took a bite, and asked store patrons if they wanted a bite of his cake to celebrate his birthday.

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Initial toxicology reports indicate that Tom Ridge was high on a mixture of narcotics and prescription drugs at the time of the incident. Results of a psychological exam to determine if he will face possible jail time or be institutionalized are pending.

[intheflow]

1. Is this serious? Your link is broken. n/t

[Dookus]

3. no, it's not serious

it's global associated news, which is a humor site where you can insert anybody's name into various story templates.

[intheflow]

7. Thanks. I didn't really think it was true but it's posted in GD.

That would seem to lend it legitamacy. This belongs in the Lounge.

[Guaranteed]

4. I highly doubt this is serious.

I'm not sure that I understand the point of it, either.

[kentuck]

2. If it were only true....

He has a little line for a mouth like J. Edgar used to have...:)

[uppityperson]

5. Oh boy, goes along with Bush being indicted on war crimes in Canada

Thanks. I wish.

[crispini]

6. If i's not true, post it ine lounge.... nt

[Massacure]

8. Got buried in there. If it were true it would be in LBN.

:P

[crispini]

11. well ya sure aren't gonna make any friends posting it here;

observe the reaction on the thread.....

[paineinthearse]

9. This is crap

Link http://www.fakeawish.com/modules.php?name=Content&pa=showpage&pid=2
inside the story points to "Ha! Did someone get you? The story you read was a complete hoax! If you are reading this page, it's likely that you read a 'fake' story from the 'global associated news' --a totally bogus news source. This news story was dynamically generated by someone who visited the site. It was created by dynamically inserting a name into a template on this web site. Create your own story by substituting any name in the url of the web page. For example: http://your.name.swellserver.com/news/stories/auto80.php

[mirandapriestly]

10. I get so mad when people do that NT

[Moderator]

12. I'm locking this is a Hoax ...

http://www.fakeawish.com/modules.php?name=Content&pa=showpage&pid=2