Zarqawi

[struggle4progress]

Poll question: Zarqawi

Poll result (20 votes)
Fled from Afghanistan to Iran. Evil, terrorist-supporting Iran!	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
Um ... but didn't the Saudis said he was in jail in Iran?	(1 votes, 5%)	Vote
No: he was injured in Afghanistan, his leg amputated in Baghdad in 2002	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
Wait. Pentagon admitted #3 was part of a disinformation campaign	(1 votes, 5%)	Vote
He was really lame and died in US bombing of Sulaimaniyah mountains	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
Not at all. Nope. He actually had a nose job in Baghdad, then murdered Nick Berg	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
Watch! Elections! Then maybe we get Zarqawi! Stay tuned!	(3 votes, 15%)	Vote
He'll mysteriously slip away again, like a shadow ...	(5 votes, 25%)	Vote
Mirror puzzle, mirror puzzle, on the wall, CIA behind them all	(8 votes, 40%)	Vote
Hey, he's a bad guy, not a cartoon character like Sponge Bob.	(2 votes, 10%)	Vote

[Skink]

1. Zarquawi, Bin Laden,...

They are just names we can sink our teeth into. Keep it simple, if we couldn't pronounce it how could we rally against it.

[Poppyseedman]

2. Is on his way to Disney at Orlando to see

Tom Brady after the Super Bowl.

He will disguise himself as a terrorist to slip past the airport security personnel while they are feeling up large breasted nubile women and body searching old ladies in their 80,s

[eridani]

3. Just call him Emmanuel Goldstein

Shadowy perennial threat and enemy of the state.

[orpupilofnature57]

4. KKKarl could tell you, then he could re-direct the C.I.A-agon !!