Interesting choice of photo for Ari Fleischer's book

[TeddyKGB]

"Yes, it's true...I have a tiny, tiny dick."

[chicagojoe]

1. ROFLMAO !!!!!!

[NJCher]

2. shudder

these people all give me the creeps. Every last one of them.


Cher

[wtmusic]

3. He could pick any photo

and he would still look like a dirty lying weasel

[dubyaD40web]

4. As much as I hated him

Scotty is worse!

[OldLeftieLawyer]

5. I read it differently

"Yes, it's true. I am a tiny, tiny dick."

Who the FUCK would care what he has to say, I axe you?

[Sparkly]

6. Doesn't he look like a dickhead?

I mean literally.

[janx]

13. OMG, Sparkly!

My brother used to say that all the time!

[HysteryDiagnosis]

7. Maybe the reprint will be "Spinning lies, the resident, the dumbed down

press and my years as a puppet.... and a dictator.

[itcfish1]

10. What is on his Lapel?

He is a member the the Nazi SS? LOL

[yurbud]

8. "This is how big the boss's brain is"

"and his attention span."

[ChristianButLiberal]

9. What the???

This guy still exists?!

[yurbud]

15. He probably sells coffins now.

"your loved one will suffer eternal torment if you don't put them in our titanium earthquake, asteroid, and lava proof perma-crypt."

[Katidid]

11. Photo Choice . . . .

This guy is such a twit, and Scotty is a prick ... Joseph Goebbe and Leni Riefenstahl would be proud.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

12. Welcome to DU

Katidid.... hope you enjoy it in here as much as I have...

[AnnInLa]

14. "And we will SQUASH you like the annoying bugs you are!"

n/t

[soothsayer]

16. He shoulda used this one

[Telly Savalas]

17. The roach is the best part, maaaan.

I actually kind of miss Ari. Nobody was better at making completely outrageous statements while keeping a straight face and a sober tone of voice. Furthermore his voice is very soothing so you'd merely be really pissed off versus in a homicidal fury when he told his lies. I'm was hoping he'd cash in on his calm voice by being the new host to that "Joy of Painting" show on PBS:

"The president feels that at this time it would be prudent to place some happy little clouds right here."