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TimeToGo Donating Member (656 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 08:46 PM
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So they gave Bush his physical
and they say he is healthy.

Do you believe it?
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Jehanatu Donating Member (50 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 08:48 PM
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1. Sadly, yes.
Fortunately, Cheney's health is shit.
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pleiku52cab Donating Member (674 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 08:49 PM
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2. Too bad they can"t give him a 'mental' exam
Edited on Sat Dec-11-04 08:49 PM by pleiku52cab
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Vanje Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 08:50 PM
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3. Do you believe for one minute....
Do you believe for one minute that they'd tell us if he werent "healthy"
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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 08:52 PM
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4. I don't believe it for a second.
He looks like hell. He slurs, he droops. He's irrational and testy. His skin is always bright red. He has strange accidents and injures his face. He looks swollen. I do not believe it.
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oneighty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 08:56 PM
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6. Myxedema?
Sometimes occurs with bradycardia

???????????

180
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Humwawa Donating Member (1 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 09:13 PM
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9. Castrating a Flea . . .
They haven't developed a means to test for a complete absence of a soul as of yet, unfortunately.
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newyawker99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 01:14 PM
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16. Hi Humwawa!!
Welcome to DU!! :toast:
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Blue_In_AK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 11:07 PM
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13. Bush's face
Maybe somebody's been giving him dioxin??
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Turn CO Blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 08:52 PM
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5. He's been looking kind of haggard lately...something with his

skin.

Just my opinion.
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oneighty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 08:58 PM
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7. see post 6
180
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quiet.american Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 08:59 PM
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8. To answer your question--
No.
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Kansas Wyatt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 09:14 PM
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10. Sure...
SHRUB also won the election with a mandate and on "morals", Iraq had WMDs, there were no terrorist attacks on SHRUB'S "watch" (whisper - 9/11 doesn't count because nobody could "imagine"), we've never had it so good, and SHRUB also won Florida in 2000.

Now why would anyone believe their lying eyes over SHRUB?
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johncoby2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 09:48 PM
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11. They did find his head up his...
ass.

Does that count?
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Turn CO Blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 11:02 PM
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12. LOL! n/t
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proudbluestater Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 12:20 AM
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14. Were they able to locate a brain?
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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 01:04 AM
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15. Too stupid to be sick
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