DEAR pResident Bush...COOL and FUNNY>>>check it out

[greenbriar]

Dear President Bush:

Congratulations on your victory over all us non-evangelicals.
Actually,
we're a bit ticked off here in California, so we're leaving you.
California will now be its own country. And we're taking all the Blue
States with us. In case you are not aware, that includes Hawaii,
Oregon,
Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, all of the North
East States, and the urban half of Ohio.

We spoke to God, and SHE agrees that this split will be beneficial to
almost everybody, and especially to us in the new country of
California.
In fact, God is so excited about it, she's going to shift the whole
country at 4:30 pm EST this Friday. Therefore, please let everyone
know
they need to be back in their states by then. God is going to give us
the Pacific Ocean and Hollywood. In addition, we're getting San Diego.
(Sorry, that's just how it goes.) But God is letting you have the KKK
and country music (except the Dixie Chicks).

Just so we're clear, the country of California will be pro-choice,
pro-gay marriage, and anti-war. Speaking of war, we're going to need
all
Blue States citizens back from Iraq. If you need people to fight in
Falujah, just ask your evangelical voters. They have tons of kids
they're willing to send to their deaths for absolutely no purpose. And
they don't care if you don't show pictures of their kids' caskets
coming
home.

So, you get Texas and all the former slave states, and we get the
Governator and stem cell research. (We would love you to take Britney
Spears off our hands, though. She IS from the south, right?)

Since we get New York, you'll have to come up with your own late night
TV shows because we get MTV, Letterman, the Daily Show, and Conan
O'Brien. You get... well, why don't you ask your people at Fox News to
come up with something entertaining? (Maybe you should just watch
Crossfire. That's a really funny show.)

We wish you all the best in the next four years and we hope, really
hope, you find those missing weapons of mass destruction. Seriously,
Soon.

Sincerely,
California
All the best!

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. *lol*

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[Meme]

2. soooooooooo funny!!!

"We wish you all the best in the next four years and we hope, really
hope, you find those missing weapons of mass destruction. Seriously,
Soon."

:D

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

3. Just one problem:

When California is a country, then the Guvornator will be president! Can we overthrow him then?

[greenbriar]

4. sure

lets put martin sheen in instead

[idiosyncratic]

5. I like that idea. n/t

:thumbsup:

[Menshevik]

7. oooh

I like that idea!

[Bofors]

6. Let's be serious now

If California became its own country and the red states invaded us. Would we not defend ourselves? How then, could we maintain our status as antiwar? Just a thought.

[greenbriar]

8. just give them all

the shit in height-ashburry

[St. Jarvitude]

11. Anti-war does not mean we will lay down to an attack

I would hope you would understand that.

I'm anti-war, but I believe that WWII was fully justified. (whereas the Mexican War, Spanish-American War, Korea, Vietnam, and both Persian Gulf "Wars" were totally unjustified and unnecessary)

[newyawker99]

15. Ho Bofors!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[chookie]

9. OMG I have to paraphrase George W Bush, because

...you forgot Pennsylvania.

WE ARE BLUE! Don't leave us behind with these wacko people!!!

[leesa]

10. Why the hell would we want to keep the gropinator, AKA GOP whore

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. roflmao! n/t

[newyawker99]

16. Hi Revolutionary_Acts04!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[RevolutionaryActs]

20. Hi, thanks for the welcome!

:D

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[Lugnut]

14. We get DC too!

Shithead can move the his WH to Crawford.

[LiberalCat]

17. Thanks for taking the urban part of Ohio.

Can't take more of these rednecks!

[proud_Kucitizen]

19. Agree

Thanks for taking the urban part of Ohio but you didn't mean Cincinnati? Right.

[HootieMcBoob]

18. We should also get Willie Nelson

in addition to The Dixie Chicks.