Election Day. 9PM. Exit Polls predict a Kerry win. Strategery time.

[TruthIsAll]

		Exit Poll 4pm			Actual Results			
		Kerry	Bush	Diff	Kerry	Bush	Diff	BushGain

We have a solid lead here, let it be.
1	AZ	45	55	-10	45	55	-10	0

We have a solid lead here, let it be.
2	LA	43	57	-14	42	57	-15	1

It’s close, so let’s watch it, in case we need it.
3	MI	51	48	3	51	48	3	0

It’s tied, so let’s give it a tiny boost
4	IA	49	49	0	49	50	-1	1

It’s close, so let’s watch it, in case we need it.
5	NM	50	48	2	50	50	0	2

We're toast here. It's only 4EV. We better make it a little
closer.
6	ME	55	44	11	53	45	8	3

It’s close, We’re ahead. Let’s make sure we get this one.
7	NV	48	49	-1	48	51	-3	2

No problem. We can’t lose this one. 
8	AR	45	54	-9	45	54	-9	0

No problem. We can’t lose this one. 
9	MO 	46	54	-8	46	53	-7	-1

We knew we would get killed here. Ignore it.
10	IL	55	44	11	55	44	11	0

We thought we would do better. Let’s bump it up if we need
it.
11	WI	52	47	5	50	49	1	4

We thought we would do better. Let’s bump it up if we need
it.
12	PA	53	46	7	51	49	2	5

We NEED this one. Close down the Cleveland polls.
13	OH	51	49	2	49	51	-2	4

We NEED this one. Call Jeb, quick. Hack the optiscans. 
14	FL	50	49	1	47	52	-5	6

WE always knew we would not even be close here. Wellstone.
15	MN	54	44	10	51	48	3	7

Oh, God. If we lose by this much, we’ll have no win
credibility.
16	NH	58	41	17	50	49	1	16

Edwards, That SOB. Let’s put this one away.
17	NC	48	52	-4	43	56	-13	9

About what we expected. Let it be.
18	CO	46	53	-7	46	52	-6	-1
								
Avg       50.67	48.20	2.47	48.87	50.20	-1.33	3.80

Do you really think we'll get away with this one?
								

[grasswire]

1. arghhhhhhh

Those must be the "figures" that Rove pulled up in the old Roosevelt dining room, eh?