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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 01:05 PM
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Unofficial PANIC THREAD!!!
Post your favorite panic-making lines here:

"OMG! I just saw a poll from _____________ that shows that Kerry is losing support among _____________!!!! If we don't get their votes, we're totally screwed!!!!"


"Did you watch MSNBC/Fox/CNN/Jackass this morning? They're predicting a HUUUGE Dubya victory in the state of _______________. We NEED that state! OH NO!!!! AAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!"


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mellowinman Donating Member (540 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 01:07 PM
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We're DOOOOOOOMED!!!!!
Kerry's not getting a high enough penguin turnout at the Cincy Zoo!

We're DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!!!!!

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Kingshakabobo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 01:12 PM
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14. We're doomed
Glum says

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tinrobot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 01:07 PM
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1. Mild panic
Just from nervousness and too much coffee!

The suspense is killing me!
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eataTREE Donating Member (488 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 01:07 PM
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2. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!
I heard Kerry wasn't polling well among evangelical oil company executives.
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Jasper 91 Donating Member (483 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 01:14 PM
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15. LOL , how true .
But you forgot to say evangelical oil company executives who manufacture drugs out of protected forests .
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yardwork Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 01:07 PM
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3. Just hit the alert button
Don't post on the threads. All it does is kick them back to the top, moving informative threads down. Don't respond in any way. Just hit the alert button (the little red arrow at the bottom left of every post). The mods will decide if the post is a problem or not.

Hit alert and don't feed the trolls.
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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 01:08 PM
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4. I overheard someone at the polls saying they were going
to vote for BUSH!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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tomfodw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 01:08 PM
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5. They're actually letting Republicans vote! We're DOOOOOOOOMED!!!
Where's our vote suppression mechanism?

(Seriously, No More Mister Nice Blog today predicted that in the future the Democrats may have no choice but to emulate the Republicans in this regard. Chilling but worth checking out.)
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 01:09 PM
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6. Doomed! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED, I say!
Repeat, as neccessary.

:P
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freetobegay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 01:11 PM
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7. The sky is falling!
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Catch22Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 01:11 PM
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8. Oooh, it's like Mad Libs!
My favorite!
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Borgnine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 01:11 PM
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9. I JUST SAW A W '04 BUMPER STICKER!!!
Edited on Tue Nov-02-04 01:12 PM by Borgnine
AAAAAAHHHH!

AAAAHHHHH!

AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

NOOOOOOOOO!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

FOUR MORE YEARS OF THIS SHIT? DAMN YOU GOD!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


;(
:puke:
:argh:
:scared: :scared: :scared:
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geek tragedy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 01:11 PM
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10. Zogby! Zogby! Zogby! Zogby! Zogby! Zogby! Zogby! Zogby!
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Buck Rabbit Donating Member (999 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 01:11 PM
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11. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
huh huh

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

huf huf ... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 01:12 PM
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12. Omigod! Omigod! Omigod! ... /nt
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EmperorHasNoClothes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 01:12 PM
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13. OMG! I just saw a poll from Rush Limbaugh
that shows Kerry is losing support among far-right-wing radio talk show hosts!

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!
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soleft Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 01:16 PM
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16. WTF?!!! Giuliani thinks * will win Upper East Side! We're screwed!
Edited on Tue Nov-02-04 01:16 PM by soleft
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chyjo Donating Member (615 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 01:16 PM
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17. Oh my God
I just heard that Kerry wants Osama as his National Security Adviser NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I knew he was in league with the terrorists............. and I hear that the Massachussetts liberal is going to outlaw cars and make us ride Elephants instead.
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