How low can Timmy go? (language warning ... NC17)

[Pepperbelly]

Did you catch MTP? I did. Unfortunately. The opening segments ... Bob Kerrey, then Rudy the LYING FUCKFACE ... it was like this ...

Timmy to Bob ... why is Kerry so fucked up?

Timmy to Rudy ... why is Kerry so fucked up?

What a fucking hog-jowled bonehead bull-bitch punk-assed puling prick of a rat-bastard, son of a bitch LOSER criminal! Just how stupid does this Nantuckett-sitting, perfumed, millionare, tax-cut-wanting, disinformation-specialist poseur think we are?

Cripes! He should be sitting in a small cell contemplating his crimes, sins, hubris, and betrayal of mankind and America as awaits fate's judgement and agonizes over in just which one of Dante's rings he will eventually end up.

May it burn like ropes of lava coursing through his shriveled penis each and every time he is cursed with making water. And may he make water often.

Peace out.

[kranich]

1. Don't sugar coat it man

tell us how you really feel.

[billkurtmeyer]

2. Amen - my sentiments exactly - Timmy "Thy name is whore!"

[Road Scholar]

33. I think he's holding back. LOL nt

[goodboy]

3. WTF...I knew all along Russert was a repuke ass-licker

I just didn't realize he had his whole head in their asses.

[babylonsister]

4. Hey, thanks.

You've convinced me in profound ways not to waste my time watching MTP. I cannot stand Guiliani anyway.

[sweettater]

5. WHEW!

that was hard! My innocence has been lost.

[demgrrrll]

7. I bet Timmeh!! has a Bush button under his suit lapel that he turns over

to show Bush supporters just like he did in 2000. Why in the hell would anyone expect him to act in any other way? He is in the tank for Bush.

[Carolina]

6. Turn off

the friggin TV, especially anything NBC. They're repuke whores PERIOD.
May they eat shit and die Tuesday night!

[Digit]

8. Russert was beside himself with glee....I knew not to watch.

He could hardly sit still...that is a danger signal.

[asjr]

9. I watched MTP for about 5 minutes. I gave up. The

Sunday morning "talk shows" are just to prop up the inquisitor, not to give us any information. This race is simple; whoever gets the most votes wins. There may be a mess later, but I did not allow the media to tell me how to vote. Timmy just wanted to show his "toughness" and bolster his ratings. Frankly, I think they all suck. Some of the electorate may be dumb, but the majority have brains.

[DefenseLawyer]

10. The good doctor

Hunter Thompson would be proud of that rant! And as Homer Simpson once said "It's funny because it's true"

[cali]

11. Over the top a little?

Nah, you've devolved to foaming at the mouth lunacy. Sound just like the freepers. Calm the fuck down, and stop ranting and whining.

[drdigi420]

16. quit underreacting, dont be a wimp, wimps vote republican

[Pepperbelly]

20. screw thyself...

:D

[cali]

22. Oh, get over it.

You don't have a problem with people spewing ugly crap, fine. I do. And when I believe it goes beyond the pale, I'll say so.

[Pepperbelly]

23. whatever ....

screw thyself.

:D

on edit: btw, "get over it" is indeed a quaint phrase. Don't you agree? :evilgrin:

[TankLV]

29. I heartily concure.

And add: Go away!

[KittyWampus]

25. Um, There WAS A Language Warning On Thread's Title...

:shrug:

[maryallen]

26. Maybe you're a little subdued ...

About the theft of the Fourth Estate.

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[cali]

32. Condemning people

for disagreeing with the prevailing sentiment doesn't exactly make you the sharpest tool in the shed. But let's go over your supposed evidence.

New Poster? Nope. Old Poster who was off the board for several months and lost her password, thus signing on with a new name. Was clar, now cali.

Doesn't like honest and deserved sentiment? And you would know this how? As it happens I like reasoned and honestly expressed opinions. This one didn't qualifiy.

You know nothing about me, what I believe and what I support. Your eagerness and the eagerness of others to call people trolls, demonstrates an utter lack of tolerance for diverse voices.

And I ain't going anywhere, and I'll speak up when I want to.

[Pepperbelly]

34. The screed was clearly labeled. You knew what you were getting.

Did you climb aboard just to be sanctimonious?

[cali]

37. Yes indeedy

I'm here just to turn up my nose and sneer at the clamoring hoi polloi.

[Pepperbelly]

38. finally ... could it be ... no way ... or is that ...

a sense of humor peeking through?

:D

[cali]

41. No way

It was surgically removed at birth.

[i_c_a_White_Ghost]

12. Timmy in 'desperate spin mode' this morning

I guess potato head saved his best shilling for last

[still_one]

13. so tell me, what do you really thing about russert?

[UL_Approved]

14. NBC is an acronym

No Basis for Credibility.

[RafterMan]

15. "But if Kerry had been president

Saddam would still have all those BIOLOGICAL WMDS or however you want to put it."

YOU FUCKING FREAK! THERE ARE NO BIOLOGICALS OR WMDS! What a disgrace.

[prolesunited]

17. I agree

That whole segment made me want to scream and throw things at my TV.

[leftofthedial]

18. Damn!

Remind me never to piss you off.

LOL

[Spiffarino]

19. You had me at "Timmy to Bob"

OK, I don't care much for acid rants. It's too reminiscent of Freeperville for comfort. But that "ropes of lava" line had me howling.

You should write for a living.

[progdonkey]

21. Rather torn ending.... :-D

May it burn like ropes of lava coursing through his shriveled penis each and every time he is cursed with making water. And may he make water often.

Peace out.

;-)

[KittyWampus]

24. Now THAT'S What I Call Venting Some Serious Spleen

[Jazzgirl]

27. I'm not sure I understand how you feel about this.

Are you waffling??!!??:7

On edit: Actually, I started watching it and about 5 minutes into it changed the channel. It was making me :puke:

[Pepperbelly]

28. I am a flip-flopper.

Some days I dislike these fuckers. Other days I truly despise them. :D

[idiosyncratic]

31. Excuse me . . .

Do you have an opinion about MTP?

I don't use that kind of language . . . usually . . . however Russert deserves it. I was so mad listening to Ghouliani explain away his comment where he blamed the troops about the missing explosives!

Sheesh!


I would like to repeat your wish:

May it burn like ropes of lava coursing through his shriveled penis each and every time he is cursed with making water. And may he make water often.

[LiberalAndProud]

35. Best curse heaped upon *'s head yet. Good one!

[Pepperbelly]

36. Is this the opposite of praying for him?

Actually pointed toward Timmy. But for Bush, it goes double. Maybe triple. I haven't thought it through that carefully.

[July]

39. He's an embarrassment to South Buffalo.

My haunts, as well as his.

Hugely Dem part of the world.

You've betrayed your roots, Timmy.

[gjb]

40. er FCC? Does this mean Howard Stern gets his show back?