George Bush's girly-man concession speech.

[Cyrano]

For four years, we've been subjected to a bellowing bully with no social graces, compassion, style, or basic decency.

So what can we expect for a concession speech after Kerry wins big?

Will there be some strange object under the back of his jacket when he's forced to concede?

Will he send Dick Cheney or Laura out to give the speech for him?

What will be his blink-rate-per-second (brps)?

Will this speech last longer than a minute?

But the really big question is, will he even give a concession speech, or will he have to be dragged kicking, screaming and whining like a little girl from the White House on January 20, 2005?

[Hans Delbrook]

1. I'm guessing kicking and screaming nt

[teach1st]

2. Uh, um...

..I guess you heard the libruhls stole the election. Uh, um...it's hard work killing Iraqi people and running for what we call the president. Karl says I could have won if, uh, if I had worked harder. But it's hard work and I'm tired. I need a drink. Goodnight.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

3. My answers

There will be several strange objects under the jacket, in the hip pocket, and in the socks. They will resemble mini bottles of Jack Daniels.

Dick will hide out in some undisclosed location, and Laura will put on her Stepford smile and stand by Shrub to keep him from falling over.

Blink rate per second will reach an all time high of about 101.

His speech will last 32 seconds and be so convoluted with garbled grammer that half the people will think he's endorsing a new kind of gargle.

[Kierkegaard]

4. I think the SS will have to tranq dart his ass and drag him out in a

straight jacket, all the while screaming: "I'm the President!...but I'M the President... HEY! I'm THE President, don't you see? Waaaaahhhhhhh!!!!

[MileHiStealth]

5. Nah, he's got two month afterwards ....

to pass a new law outlawing Democrats,
and throwing us all in internment camps
as threats to national security and the
everlasting war on terra ..

[Cyrano]

8. Possibly, but he may have a problem there.

I know you're kidding, but it's a possiblity he would really try something like that.

Much of the military and most of the CIA establishment have come to regard him as an incompetent, would-be emperor. Remember that a week ago, about 18 soldiers refused to drive fuel trucks, and for good reason.

There are no shortage of good reasons for Bush's orders to be ignored if he loses and tries to nullify the election. After all, our soldiers are citizens too, and they have been criminally abused by BushCo. Same with the CIA (think Valerie Plame).

[RevCheesehead]

6. Seriously? I don't think he'll make one...he never admits mistakes!

[Cyrano]

7. You could be right. It would be a first, but we've seen

a lot of "firsts" from this despicable person over the past four years.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

9. He'll send out some woman to read Bush's* concession speech

It'll be too much of a come-down to read it himself.

[BrotherBuzz]

10. I believe they are drawing straws as we speak....

to see which lackey wins the privilege of delivering the Bush* concession speech.

[idiosyncratic]

11. BRPS -- Blink rate per second. Very funny! n/t

[Sebum]

12. No concession, he'll declare martial law and raise the alert level