Little research project: Let's umbilically connect Rush to Bush.

[WilliamPitt]

Statements, writings, whatever.

It's so obvious that this sounds stupid. But pretend we're in a courtroom, and have to prove the connection to a jury.

This'll be fun.

[jefferson_dem]

1. Easy peasy. I guess we could start with recent masturbatory interview.

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_083104/content/eib_interview.guest.html

[UL_Approved]

2. Umbilical cord connection?

This may be a good use of late-term abortions.

[Must_B_Free]

3. Bush is Rush's asshole baby

connected by a turdbillical cord

[WilliamPitt]

4. Jury will disregard, counsel will watch their language.

[Howardx]

5. this is a good one

Rush Limbaugh Becomes Official Unpaid Advisor to Bush-Cheney '04

September 13, 2004



I made an official announcement to open the program today. I have become, and have been for a while, an official, unpaid advisor to the Bush-Cheney '04 campaign, and we decided to go public with this because there's no problem with it whatsoever.
(snipped to cut out a lot of bs)

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_091304/content/eib_extra.guest.html

[snippy]

6. Start with Bush's pilgrimage to Limbaugh in August 1999 to receive

the blessing of the official GOP High Liar, Bigot and Hate Monger. It was an informal meeting with the participants wearing their summer pastel hoods and robes.

This meeting was considered to be a crucial necessity since Rove saw OxyRush's opposition to a Bush candidacy as quite possibly, if not probably, fatal to Bush's chances of winning the republican nomination.

[THUNDER HANDS]

7. counsel will note that Bush and Rush are very similar sounding

And spelled ALMOST IDENTICALLY!