Cheney predicts Election Results Will 52% Bush, 47% Kerry

[TheWebHead]

per Drudge:
SOURCES: VP Cheney Predicts on NBCNEWS TODAY SHOW Monday: Election Results Will 52% Bush, 47% Kerry...

not only is he evil, but he's presumptuous...

[xray s]

1. he's got Diebold dialed in

[RummyTheDummy]

17. Bullshit

He's trying to hold their unraveling base together and keep them from committing mass suicide.

[unblock]

2. yes, dick, we know you'll carry texas. but what about the other 49 states?

:evilgrin:

[harpo]

20. don't count texas out...we just need 700,000 people converted

[bigwillq]

3. Shrub will not get 50%

Not even Clinton got 50% in 1996 and Clinton was 1 million times more popular, at least imo.

[salvorhardin]

4. or he knows the outcome.

[Paradise]

7. bingo! nt

[foo_bar]

22. why would he reveal a winning hand?

He isn't. He's bluffing.

[Paradise]

23. they're cocky,and remember how sure bushbag was election night 2000. n/

[nankerphelge]

5. "At least that's what my friends at Diebold have told me it's going to be"

n/t

[Cha]

6. dickhead cheney is EVIL AND

a BLOWHARD!

[cindyw]

8. Is that a prediction or is he telling is he telling us what the results

"will" be?

[punpirate]

9. Given Cheney's propensity for...

... gross exaggeration and outright lies, should this remark be considered as any more honest and thoughtful than his previous comments about WMDs, Iraq, 9/11 or his association with Halliburton?

I thought not. :P

[Hog lover]

10. I want some of what he is smoking eom

[endnote]

11. Can he predict when he's gonna get another heart attack?

[gavodotcom]

12. The 5% are hidden in mobile weapons labs scattered througout Iraq.

[Awsi Dooger]

13. Well, he's less out to orbit than Ed Gillespie

Last night I saw an interview with Gillespie, claiming his poll indicates Bush will receive 98-100%. Chris Matthews attempted an insult, but Mary Beth Cahill kept barging in with crude references to Cheney's lesbian daughter.

I really didn't know what to make of that. Seemed out of sync.

[Edgewater_Joe]

14. ... and 3% Nader/Others?

He really HAS gone off his rocker.

No effin' way.

[MallRat]

15. Does he realize that to attain that kind of margin of victory...

...EVERY undecided voter would have to break for Bush?

That's just not going to happen.

:crazy:

[Weembo]

16. And flowers at our soldiers' feet -- what an idiot

[high density]

18. I think he really meant 52% Kerry, 47% Bush

Drudge just flip flopped the numbers.

[swag]

24. That's what Cheney had stuck in his head from Rove's internal polls

and he just flip-flopped them to be a good soldier.

[spanone]

19. Now he's a soothsayer? Go cheney yourself Dick!

[zulchzulu]

21. Gee, it looks like the Repugs don't need to vote on Election Day

I love an overconfident asswipe. Before they even know it, they are on the ground bleeding...

Bring it.

[milkyway]

25. That's what it was when he polled his repug audience.

[StevenD]

26. Dyslexia

Obviously, Cheny suffers from dyslexia. The results will be 52% Kerry and 47% Shrub. Just an honest mistake from Darth.

[goclark]

27. Did you ever meet John Edwards before the debates?

Mr.Cheney you are NOT in the reality zone.

Here is some reality for you...


YOU ARE FIRED!!!!

:toast:

[pa28]

28. Cheney prediction: Bush 53% Kerry 51%

"And that's not just happy talk" said Cheney.

[kostya]

29. HAR HAR HAR HAR! Now, there's an unbiased source!!

Thanks for the laugh just before bedtime. Hooooooeeeyyyyy!

:crazy: :eyes: :crazy: :eyes:

[Rageneau]

30. With the kind of doublespeak the Pugs use....

If the election is stolen, I expect Cheney to point back to this quote and say, "See, this proves the election wasn't rigged. We knew even before election day that we'd win by about 52-47%. So our victory was expected all along, wasn't it Tweety and Timmy and Georgie and Teddy and Wolfie and Judy and Brit?

And they'll all say, "Yaassss, Boss."