Is gaycheneygate a diversion from lumpgate or plamegate (i.e.

[Sperk]

rove testifying today)?

[Nordic]

1. is a bear Catholic? Does the Pope shit in the woods?

it's a diversion from EVERYTHINGI including the spike in military deaths in Iraq and the horrific (and embarrassing) attack in the Green Zone two days ago

[Captain Lance Bass]

2. or ....

Iran-completed-their-nuclear-reactor-today-gate?

That sure fell of the radar screen huh?

[incapsulated]

3. Bush-lost-the-debates-gate *eom*

[NAO]

4. O'RielyGate is a Distraction from *Gates AND a Commercial for Tort Reform

The Bill O'Riely sexual harassment lawsuit was created as a distraction to keep our mind off the important issues, with a clever trick built in to focus our attention onto one of THEIR issues.

The sordid allegations will keep everyone interested in O'Riely's purported pervertedness...finally, when enough attention has been drained away for the real news - pow! - the allegations will be shown to be completely false and entirely fabricated.

At that point, the whole O'Riely Gate scandal will become a reality show commercial for the need for tort reform to prevent frivolous lawsuits.

[CityHall]

5. No, from IDidn'tSayI'mNotWorriedAboutOsamaGate