Limbaugh took the day off... Is he advising Bush??

[kentuck]

Perhaps that would explain Bush's poor performance? Worse yet, maybe Rush is the voice behind the transmitter?? Or maybe he's just meeting with his attorneys today to discuss his legal problems ??

[benito]

1. He's just

looking for some street narcotics.

f*cking pig that he is.

[nycmjkfan]

6. He's passed out

in some alley. He sold his ass for some rock, last night!

[apnu]

2. THAT would be funny!

Rush is the voice in Bush's ear.

LOL

[helnwhls]

3. Rush is going down to mexico...

...to get the perscription drugs his maid will no longer supply him with

[yellowcanine]

4. Maybe he had a Grand Jury appearance?

[liberal N proud]

5. Sharing some of his drugs?

[PA Democrat]

7. He had to start medicating himself early in the day

to endure another tortuous debate. Imagine the agony of watching your guy perform so abysmally.

[tridim]

8. Rush and Daryn are going on a three week bender

Like that scene in "The People vs. Larry Flynt". Anne Coulter is also coming over this weekend for a freaky threesome.

[AlCzervik]

10. Daryn, the new althea only rightwing

[ksoze]

9. He is the Chimps new "imported drug" tester!

[Mizmoon]

11. Getting his anal cyst lanced, perhaps?

I know, you're going to puke now, but it had to be suggested :)