'Saddam Hussein' Arrested by Israeli Police

[drdon326]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=6&u=/nm/20030710/od_nm/saddam_dc

JERUSALEM (Reuters) - Saddam Hussein (news - web sites) has been arrested in the Israeli-occupied Golan Heights. No, not that Saddam Hussein.

Israeli police said on Thursday they arrested a 21-year-old Druze Arab who shares the same name as the ousted and missing Iraqi president after he threw stones at an Israeli tourist bus.

"Police in the Golan...succeeded in doing what no one else has done -- they arrested Saddam Hussein," quipped national police spokesman Gil Kleiman.

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well...its high damn time.

[drdon326]

1. 100 VIEWS and Not one response....

im losing my touch.

[The Magistrate]

2. Well, There Is Not Really Too Much To It, Doctor

The officer should not quit his day job for a career in stand-up.

[drdon326]

3. Oh, c'mon...

the guy's hilarious.

[The Magistrate]

4. Call Me A Tough Crowd, Doctor

But he would starve a booking agent dead.

You know he even giggled at the wrong places when he was telling it....

[IndianaGreen]

5. Now that Saddam is caught, can we go home now?

Let the Iraqis live in peace, and bring the troops home ASAP.

So what if it is only someone with the same name as Saddam, the American TV audience won't know that, unless we tell them. Let them live their miserable lives in self-imposed ignorance!

Hello doc :hi:

[GabysPoppy]

6. I would be more impressed if they found some WMD

Maybe a recon team up to the Golan Heights to peak into Syria.

[ex_jew]

7. If you're looking for WMDs ...

why not look in Israel ? But I suppose that wouldn't count.

[Herschel]

8. If it were the man Saddam Hussein

I have no doubt Israel would somehow be criticized and suspected of a conspiracy.