What's next?

[furrylitldevil]

If we let them take away our guns, what will be next? We'll have some government agent breaking into our homes to confiscate our steak knifes and look through our CD collection. It will only stop when someone decides to take a stand against the government and declare our birth rite to carry automatic assault rifles and hollow-point, armor piercing bullets used for hunting dangerous or delicious animals, personal protection, and keeping the Queen of England out of our faces!!! Big brother is watching you, and don't forget, if we give up our rite to carry and conceal weapons, the terrorists win!!!!

[furrylitldevil]

1. Oh man,

will I ever get flamed for this one...

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[furrylitldevil]

3. Satire is the last weapon we peace nicks have

So either take the heat, or get out of the kitchen

[rwenos]

5. You Set Me Up

Sorry, mate. Hamlet, to Ophelia: "How very absolute of you!"

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4. Newbie.

You neglected to mention "penis'" and "High-capacity-thermo -"new-cle-ah"-killing-machines".

HTH HAND

[rwenos]

6. Nucular

If it WERE a satire, wouldn't it be NOO-KEW-LAR, instead of "new-clee-ar"?

[furrylitldevil]

7. It's refreshing to see

some posters who aren't insane about their firearms in J/PS for a change. Usually it's me and CoLiberal trying to hold our own, maybe with a few other people dropping by.

[demsrule4life]

18. I guess

reincarnation really can happen.

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8. Good question.

I have a noticeable Bawh-ston accent so I have a hard time deciphering "foreign" accents. In my case I guess it would be "nuke-leah".

Besides, have you ever tried running something like this through the spell checker?

[rwenos]

9. "Mandrake,

. . . have you heard of FLOURIDATION?"

"No, Jackie, I haven't."

"Mandrake, Flouridation is the greatest Communist plot in the history of the world. Flouride is a poison, Mandrake. It deprives us of our precious bodily essences. I deprive women of my essence, Mandrake."

"Yes, Jack."

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10. Gentleman...

"You can't fight in here" "This is J/PS!"

FWIW, flouridation never did much for me as I have bad teeth and
a small penis.

What else you got?

[alwynsw]

11. Good one D_S!

Does "sreaming pantload" come to mind?

Edited to add: I've never seen a pecker problem that a 1911 can't fix.

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12. Sadly...

I have a "shorty" (otherwise known as the "Irish curse")



(edited to correct image file).

[alwynsw]

14. So long as it gets you through the "front lines", it's enough!

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15. Never mind the front lines...

I'm wondering who's sneaking through the back door.

[alwynsw]

17. Too true

Check your PM.

[alwynsw]

16. Nice iron.

Still partial to my Colts, but the Kimbers are damned fine pistols.

Cocked and locked. Good to see an owner who knows what he's about.

[alwynsw]

13. The names change, but not the arguments.

A little early for Halloween, isn't it? Nice costumes, you two.

[Superfly]

19. I wonder what the weather in NJ is like this time of year?

Or outside of Denver?

[Wickerman]

20. Locking - flamebait

keep this kind of stuff in the Lounge, please.