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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 03:04 PM
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Pro-RKBA Holiday Carol!
Hey, why not? Sung to the tune of My Favorite Things. Feel free to share!

Glocks and Sig Sauers and 1911s,
AR-15s and AK-47s,
All of them fitted with tritium sights...
The Second Amendment says you have the right.

Winchester rifles with stocks done in camo,
Shotguns from Mossberg and plenty of ammo,
Your father's M1 from the Normandy fight...
The Second Amendment says you have the right.

If the mag holds
More than 10 shots,
Lautenberg gets mad.
The Second Amendment says you have the right,
So how can it be so bad?

Spray cans of BreakFree and gun-cleaning patches,
Silhouette targets in hundred-pack batches,
A new wrench for keeping that barrel nut tight...
The Second Amendment says you have the right.

Aimpoints and Leupolds and binocs from Bushnell,
Adjustable triggers and slings by the handful,
Rail-mounted Surefires to cut through the night...
The Second Amendment says you have the right.

If the stock folds
Or collapses,
It's on Feinstein's list.
The Second Amendment says you have the right,
So why is she still so pissed?


:hi:
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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 03:06 PM
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1. I double-dog dare you to post this in GD.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 04:47 PM
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2. Oh, dear!
Such a challenge you've laid at my feet! :spray:
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iverglas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 05:41 PM
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3. the fact that "My Favourite Things"

is not connected in any way with Christmas or any other religious/public holiday is the one saving grace in this instance.


On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A clay pigeon in a pear tree.

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