Bush's Invisible Watermelons

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“Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called walking,”

- George W. Bush

I'm certainly no expert, but as a person who has lived, worked and gone to school in Texas for much of my life, I can remember only one other normal sized person walking like Bush does. It was this 5 foot 2 Italian guy from New Jersey. This guy, like Bush, sort of bowed up when he walked and held his arms way out to the side as if to compensate for non-existent shoulder muscles. I've also seen a few sterioded up pretty boys at the gym that held their arms way out the side because they had actually muscled up to such and extent to require it. But basically we Texans walk like everyone else.

Several possibilities of why a person would walk that way:

1. Broken shoulder bones?
2. Painful heat rash in armpits?
3. Over muscled or overweight?
4. Waiting for the deodorant to dry?
5. Want to broadcast your armpit odor?
6. Irritable stubble from recent armpit shaving?
7. Preparing to place two friends in a double headlock?

Does Mr. Bush fit any of these criteria? (no, no, no, no, no, no, and no - although I would love to see Bush bonk Rove and Cheney's heads together)

I have a fallback theory that Mr. Bush is actually carrying two invisible watermelons. It is the best explanation I have been able to come up with. Please feel free to offer your own theory of why Mr. Bush walks with his arms held out this way. Until I hear a better explanation, I'm going with this theory. As the flimsiest of all evidence, here is a picture of Bush emerging from an actual melon patch with those invisible melons in tow.

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1. When I first noticed it I thought it was because he rode his horse with

his arms around the horses neck/chest. Then I heard he doesn't do horses.

Hey, maybe there should be a photo of Kerry riding a horse.

What we should never see is a photo of Kerry raking sagebrush or holding a chainsaw (or a plastic turkey on a platter).

By the way - is Bush heading to Iraq this Thanksgiving?

Anyway, what strange body characteristics - laughs with an up and down shaking jiggle, snorts, snears, chomps on cheek, and walks like an upright king of the jungle. But, the cable propagandists praise his prowess and physical conditioning.

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2. Would This Be Bareback of W/O Bridle?

I've done the bareback thing and I can see a person preferring that but without bit or bridle is a bit too primative.

Does your theory mean that he was riding cluching onto the horse's neck and his shoulders were injured in such a way to lead to this strange posture?