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What statement best describes your opinion of George W. Bush?
a. He's a resolute, principled leader who is a strong wartime President b. He's a clueless moron who couldn't find oil in Texas c. He's an arrogant liar hell-bent on world domination d. He's a faithful servant of God e. He's a faithful servant of Dick Cheney
Q: The biggest mistake Bush ever made was ___
a. Trading Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox b. Waging an ill-conceived, unnecessary war based on lies c. Prancing around an aircraft carrier in a flight costume and prematurely declaring "Mission Accomplished" d. Going AWOL from the National Guard e. He has never made a mistake
Q: Which bumper sticker would you be most likely to put on your car?
a. Bush/Cheney '04: Leadership, Integrity, Morality b. Bush/Cheney '04: This Time, Elect Us! c. Bush/Cheney '04: Four More Wars d. Bush/Cheney '04: Don't Change Horsemen Mid-Apocalypse e. Bush/Cheney '04: Vote Nader f. George W. Bush: Master of Strategery g. George W. Bush: President for Life
Q: What has been the most defining moment of Bush's presidency?
a. Standing amid the rubble of Ground Zero and addressing firefighters with a megaphone b. His triumphant landing on the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln c. Choking on a pretzel d. Continuing to read "My Pet Goat" to schoolchildren for a full seven minutes after being informed that a second plane had crashed into the World Trade Center
Q: What label best describes Bush?
a. Compassionate Conservative b. Miserable Failure c. Warrior President d. Dim Son e. Reagan's Heir f. Smirking Chimp g. Fossil Fool h. Our Lord and Savior i. Deserter
Your score: Hell, you're a DUer, you can't stand George W. Bush. The mere mention of his name makes you cringe, and every time you hear him speak, it makes you want to jump out the window. You will vote for Anyone But Bush.
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