What should I do with the picture of * we got in the mail?

[Ilsa]

We voted in the Republican primary in 2000, trying to defeat our governor in his bid for pResident. I'll never bother doing that again as those poeple have called us and mailed us their garbage for three and half years now.

But today, we got a picture of the Chimp and Pickles and a request for $1,000 and would we please help get others into the fundraising...

What do you think we should do with the "autographed" pic?

[Deja Q]

1. I could get one of my peeps to go to the bathroom on it...

:evilgrin:

In seriousness though, use it to line your birdcage or litterbox with.

Or put it on your dartboard...

Draw a moustache and goatee on the face and write "666" on the forehead...

[LWolf]

2. Burn it.

Ask the universe for a cleansing breeze while it burns. Then scatter the ashes on the wind.

[strategery blunder]

3. I agree with the first post

however, after drawing devil's horns on it, you will want to burn it to purify the world of the inherent evilness of the picture.

[Laughing Mirror]

4. Send them back a tongue in cheek oozing letter

Saying how much you love and admire them both, and how charming the wife is, and you are going to frame that picture and hang it next to your other heroes: Joseph Stalin, Idi Amin, Atillia the Hun, etc., and how you'd love to contribute to their war chest, but since you've been out of a job since January 20, 2001, unfortunately at this time you will not be able.

Something along those lines, might be appreciated at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW, Crawford Texas.

[Cursive_Knives512]

5. Glue a piece of computer paper next to it, saying:

"Four more years

Of

wars...
deficits...
lies..."

Or something similar. =) It'd be a good conversation piece.

[benburch]

6. Have a male friend...

... place it in the sump of a urinal in a public place.

[dflprincess]

7. Buy a parakeet

line the bottom of the cage with it.

[MountainLaurel]

8. Target for pottytraining toddler boy?

Walk counter-clockwise with it three times to banish him to the netherworlds?

Use a double-cutting shredder to make confetti for your 2005 Kerry inauguration party?

Mask for Halloween?

Put it in your bin of scrap paper for getting a fireplace warmed up?

Line the cage of the small animal of your choice, or the whelping bed of your favorite canine mama-to-be?

[AlCzervik]

9. Well what i would do is

make a copy of it and then throw them both away.

[EstimatedProphet]

11. LOL!!!

Good one!

[ikojo]

10. cat litter? nt

[EstimatedProphet]

12. Shred it

Then send back the shreds.

[Ilsa]

13. I'm seriously thinking of telling them the truth:

"My husband's company has started outsourcing jobs to India. Because of that, we declined to buy a new mattress even though ours is ten years old now. The president seems to think that us losing a good paying job is good for the country. We'll be sending part of our tax refund to Sen. John Kerry's campaign instead."

[Waverley_Hills_Hiker]

14. Dart Board

....aim for the nose.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

16. That's what I'd do too...

But I'd aim for the smirk first. :evilgrin:

[BiggJawn]

15. Is it suitable for use as bum-wipe?

Don't put it in the bottom of a pet defecating place. That's considered animal cruelty in 29 states and the UK

[Skittles]

17. I pasted mine on my apartment dumpster

it just seemed to fit.

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. hang it ironically

That's what I did with my mine, proudly displayed in my living room attached to my humidor.

I had some church members over a few weeks ago, and they all thought it was hilarious. I love it when rich people laugh at republicans.