What are some good whines?

[ret5hd]

I don't know jack about whines.

But want to use some good, not-to-expensive whines for a family visit next month...

Any suggestions...

[Mr_Lefty]

1. My hair hurts, my sox are too tight

[bleedingheart]

2. I don't want to clean my room....whaaaa

I don't want to do my taxes either

[EstimatedProphet]

FreeRepublic, Conservative Underground, Lucianne.com

All are full of whines.

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. My daughter is always fond of the, "I"m not feeling well/I've hurt myself

somehow..." whine to get out of doing things she doesn't want to do. Talk is pretty cheap here so it's all inexpensive. ;)

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. "I'm being attacked by partison Democrats who don't

understand that 'murka is under war!"

"I don't want to answer any questions, unless unca Dick goes with me"

"Don't call me 'sir', call me president, dammit!"

"Why don't people just understand that I call it as I see it, like a baseball umpiricator, call 'em as I see 'em, i don't need any of that liberal gray-area thinkamacatin' that gets me all confused and stuff."

[rumguy]

5. I'm swamped by tribbles!

[ret5hd]

7. ahhh...a post from my inspiration.

[Rick Myers]

6. "My credit cards are all maxed out!!!"

:evilgrin: