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[ElsewheresDaughter]

[BiggJawn]

1. "Christ! This is worse than listening to my kid's excuses...."

"...for why they came home late smelling like beer..."

[Ganja Ninja]

2. Is there a Dermatologist in the house?

[Fenris]

3. Makeup by Stan Winston

[skip fox]

4. "Geez. That pile of sh*t will start drawing flies soon."

n/t

[skip fox]

5. "Let's see . .. eggs . . . milk . . . yeah, 1% . . . more pos-a-notes . .

and bread . . . that should do--- . . . oh, almost forgot, . . . gotta get the oil changed."

[LynneSin]

6. Is it feasible to get cellulite on the face

:shrug:

[cosmicdot]

7. Kean is thinking: what a small, crazy world ... who would ever guess ...

with my questionable business deals, especially with the bin Ladens, that I would be heading up the 911 Commission ... what a country ... who would know that I sit on the Board of Franklin Resources which invests in Societe Generale, which is really ENTRUST, where Wesley Clark sits on the Board, which invests in Genentech, which is really Roche, which owns almost 9% of VaxGen which was awarded a contract for anthrax vaccines ... such a small world ...